Okay then. Here's mine, with some small write-ups:
10. -
Klipsch R-41M
The third speaker ever reviewed to get a broken panther. I have the RP-41M, and can verify all of amirm's subjective impressions. There are so many oversights, like the sides of the chassis singing, or the tweeter driver's response being split up by the plastic cross section in front of it, that are just plain dumb. Whether it's my bias, or the third time being the charm, I feel the R-41M easily makes the list. The only reasons it doesn't rank higher are that it's decently enjoyable with a crazy 20-filter EQ I made with REW, and that the active version (the RP-41M) is often available for under $200- a price-range that isn't all that competitive for small, active speakers.
9. -
MC-1000
Hey, what's the best speaker in the world doing here? I had so much fun riding on a roller coaster in the shape of its frequency response.
8. -
Emotiva RMC-1 AV Processor
Man, there are just so many things that are broken about this product. I don't know where to start. Considering its DAC chip is supposed to measure much better, it really is one of the more clear examples of poor engineering. All this alongside ridiculous pricing, and you have the #8 spot.
7. -
Yamaha NS-6490 3-Way Speaker
Just drivers in a box. Surely one of the least appealing tonalities of any speaker measured so far. Directivity is comically bad- two people sitting side by side would likely hear not insubstantially different things. The only reasons the NS-6490 doesn't rank higher are that it's pretty cheap, looks good, and would probably sound competitive in a Best Buy show room. In other words, the NS-6490 knows its place.
6. -
PS Audio Noise Harvester and AC Cleaner
I tried to not let blatant snake oil onto the list. Though, this is a joke from a company not specializing in comedy, unlike, say, AudioQuest. But man, what a joke. Really? Diversion to a little LED? C'mon, that's cute.
5. -
AudioQuest Wind High-end Cable
Speak of the comic! I wonder what it's like to know you charged a price for a cable many 10s of times greater than its standard, common counterpart, only for it to perform worse? I feel like some of the frontal lobe would have to be missing to not feel shame.
"Mind you, there was more air when listening to the Wind. But then my wife who was in the kitchen informed me that the dogs had left the patio door open and whether I was OK if she closed it. Once she did, the air factor disappeared."
Need I say more?
4. -
Chord Huei Phono Preamp
I'll just quote amirm again:
"It is hard to imagine a phono stage being broken in so many aspects then the Chord Huei. Almost unusable interface. Huge amount of noise and fair bit of distortion. RIAA equalization that is not accurate, nor spec compliant. And Rumble filter that does nothing. The only thing it has going for it is that it is pretty!"
All that at a ridiculous premium.
3. -
PMC Twenty.21
I distinctly remember doing a spit-take when I saw a flat valley between two humps in the lower and upper bass that resembled that of a camel, and just keeping a shocked look on my face until I finished the review. Terrible tonality and high distortion, all from a highly regarded "pro speaker" company. What's not to tease? Thankfully,
@Thomas savage apologized on behalf of Britain, so all was well in the end.
2. -
CEntrance Hifi-M8 V2
The M8 has a "simple-business" look that seems to imply unique function over form. Alas, it is somehow much harsher on the ears than it is on the eyes. Low power, high distortion, and deceptive looks, all at an absurdly high price. Tsk tsk. It's especially disappointing when CEntrance's other portable amp, the DACPort HD, is so good- still being rather unrivaled in power output in its form factor to this day.
1. -
Ocean Way HR5 Studio Monitor
The sheer amount of deception behind most every aspect of this speaker lets it win the Number 1 spot. From a super wide, wavy chassis that seemed to imply at least decent directivity -
not among the worst-, to Allen Sides' blatant lies and sleezery in the background. I just kept shaking my head throughout the entire review. It was the first speaker I read about that cost over $1K that measured objectively worse than my already poorly designed $200 Klipsch RP-41M, which is very much quite the feat; I had a hearty chuckle at that. The HR5 is truly laughably bad at any price point. But, also shockingly so at the one it commands.