Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar..."what can I get you gentlemen"? "WATT did he say"?....(sorry, running our of ideas here)

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and start discussing bi-amping over a beer.....Barman" WTF gentlemen this is a gay bar"!

 

[OldHvyMec]

If the audiophiles keep walkin in, that is going to be one full bar. Besides they needed the walk. I haven't been in a BAR since I worked on the pipeline
and shipped out of Anchorage to get to Pruto Bay. 1976 (close). I'll never forget Gale, she was a horrible dancer but had beautiful eyes when I was
lookin' at her eyes.

Regards

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar..."We really like you bar! It's acoustically dead"! .....Barman "get out of here you bums"!

 

[boxerfan88]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar.. went up to the counter… then asked the bartender… where’s foobar?

 

[restorer-john]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar.. went up to the counter… then asked the bartender… where’s foobar?

St. Louis?

 

[nerdstrike]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. A band is playing live to a happy audience. The two seem restless and move about, then leave without so much as a drink. "They sounded crap!" said one. "I know!" said the other. "Every band should have four bass players."

Bonus points to anyone who can come up with a "mode" pun.

 

[restorer-john]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. A band is playing live to a happy audience. The two seem restless and move about, then leave without so much as a drink. "They sounded crap!" said one. "I know!" said the other. "Every band should have four bass players."

Bonus points to anyone who can come up with a "mode" pun.

Doing the subwoofer crawl were they? Guaranteed way to get thrown out.

 

[rgpit]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar discussing dogs and birds, or so the other patrons thought.

 

[Ze Frog]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...the second one saw the firsts error and embarrassment but didn't want to question.

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar "let's go and sit next to the bookshelves where we can speak louder"......

 

[boxerfan88]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar… one ordered a Bloody Flac, the other ordered a Dark and Stormy drink (DSD)…

 

[Anton D]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…and start fighting over Tivoli tabletop players.

 

[eric-c]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. A band is playing live to a happy audience. The two seem restless and move about, then leave without so much as a drink. "They sounded crap!" said one. "I know!" said the other. "Every band should have four bass players."

Bonus points to anyone who can come up with a "mode" pun.

Was going to say something similar.

Two audiophiles walk in a bar to a live band playing acoustically/ "unplugged". They walk out saying the sound was veiled and had no sense of rhythm pace and timing.

 

[Rednaxela]

…, wondering why the stools are not on spikes.

 

[JeffGB]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, go up to the counter and place their orders. The bartender responds "I'm sorry gents. We don't have any alcohol that I can serve you.". The two men, taken aback, reply "I don't understand, we can see the bottles full of alcohol behind you.". The bartender explains "our cat knocked the jigger off the bar earlier and it broke. If I can't measure it, it doesn't exist.".

I'm sorry. I just tried to add balance to the thread . I'll see myself out...

 

[Ze Frog]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, go up to the counter and place their orders. The bartender responds "I'm sorry gents. We don't have any alcohol that I can serve you.". The two men, taken aback, reply "I don't understand, we can see the bottles full of alcohol behind you.". The bartender explains "our cat knocked the jigger off the bar earlier and it broke. If I can't measure it, it doesn't exist.".

I'm sorry. I just tried to add balance to the thread . I'll see myself out...

Lol, best one yet.

 

[Music1969]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...

and realised the hifi shop was next door !

 

[boxerfan88]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar… because they heard from the outside, shockingly excellent audiophile music, that was warm, precise, full of micro details & macro dynamics, superb tonality, huge soundstage emanating from the bar…

 

[Rednaxela]

…, and in stereo they order a beer.