Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)

[Anton D]

Lol, best one yet.

Seconded!!!

 

[solderdude]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, immediately hear the appalling sound quality and walk out again to look for another bar where they can have a beer without being annoyed.

 

[Rednaxela]

…, and one orders his beer with a straw.

The barkeeper asks why.

The other audiophile: don’t worry, he’s just a tube lover.

 

[Ornette]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar... and order drinks. One audiophile turns to the other and says: "So the guy who designed my DAC trained his hearing to be able to pick out a gnat fart over a jet engine in a listening test." To which the second replies: "Meh, what's the point when it's child's play to do it off vinyl?"

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar to drown their sorrows due to the Beyoncé release on Vinyl that has two songs missing

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar to see if the LED screen won't fall......

 

[Ze Frog]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar to drown their sorrows due to the Beyoncé release on Vinyl that has two songs missing

Lol, that's a good one.

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, one orders a painkiller due to the MP3 files and the other one an old fashioned as he used a cassette on the subway

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar to watch a naked poledancer..."the pole is 3 degrees off axis"....."I don't know about that but, mine is about 90 degrees off axis"

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar but are immediatley met by a gang of angry bikers.."so which one of you is more punchy"?

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and order beers. Can you show me ID please or try and sound a bit DEEPER?

 

[Rednaxela]

“Are all your tables fixed or can we sit at a turntable?”

 

[dasdoing]

...........look at each other, and walk out again
- "WAF was basically zero"
- "Yep"

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar "you go to right of bar and i'll go left, we need more seperation"....

 

[Anton D]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "Hey, a got a great joke about objectivists."

Before he can start the joke, a big burly guy sitting to their right looks over and says, "Hey, I'm an objectivist."

As that guy says that, an even bigger and burlier guy to their left leans in and says, "I'm a dedicated objectivist, myself."

Then, the bartender leans forward toward them over the bar and says, "And I'm a very serious objectivist."

Finally the biggest meanest looking guy in the place stands up from his pool game, cue in hand, and says, "And I'm a deadly serious objectivist."

At this point, the bartender assumes a kinder look and says, "Fella, you sure you still wanna tell an objectivist joke?"

The audiophile shrugs and replies, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it four times."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and announce they are 432 hZ.
The bouncer tell them they don't serve underage boys here.

 

[Gringoaudio1]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and announce they are 432 hZ.
The bouncer tell them they don't serve underage boys here.

Please explain this one. Thank you.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, the bartender announces the tap has run dry.
Two audiophiles instruct her to "just plug in this streamer".

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Please explain this one. Thank you.

You have to be 440 hZ to drink there.

 

[Basic Channel]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and order two drinks. The barman flatly responds “no”.

They leave very impressed with the barman’s flat response.