Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)

[GDWL34]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar....excuse me sir, you're sitting on my tuntable mat

 

[jeroboam]

Whats the difference between audiophiles and comedians?.
???????
Thought that would have been obvious by now.

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar.......'this place is huge'...'don't worry, just follow the cables'

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar.... and say" this is our kind of bar, there's a tube tester in the men's room."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar....some guy tries to sell them some counterfeit tubes.

 

[restorer-john]

It's the myriad responses like these, in this thread, that highlight why every good bar needs a few big, burly bouncers to keep the clowns out.

 

[rgpit]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar... and a fight breaks out over improper room acoustics.

 

[JayGilb]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and start arguing whether to order Grey Goose or a regular vodka, the bartender turns around revealing himself as Amir and asks them to take a blind taste test...

 

[JohnnyAudio]

It's the myriad responses like these, in this thread, that highlight why every good bar needs a few big, burly bouncers to keep the clowns out.

okay
Two cannibals are sitting on a park bench eating a clown... one says.."does this taste funny to you?"

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar....excuse me sir, you're sitting on my turntable mat

Just picturing an audiophile rotating on a slip mat makes me smile.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar... and win a prize in trivial pursuit for reciting the resistor color code.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles meet in a bar......One says..."do you come here frequency?"

 

[kemmler3D]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. After a couple pints, they start to argue over whether silver or copper headphone cables sound better.

To settle the debate, they start to ask bar patrons to do A/B listening tests with their portable setup, and vote on which one sounds better.

None of the bar patrons can tell a difference.

They go next door to another bar, have another few pints, and repeat the exercise. Nobody in the next bar can hear a difference, either.

They go to two more bars, end up stupendously drunk, and harass another few dozen people about the difference between silver and copper. Nobody hears a difference.

They stagger out into the street, still arguing, not satisfied with the conclusion. One of them stumbles, is hit by a car and dies instantly.

He finds himself face to face with God himself.

"Lord, this might sound strange, but I'm wondering if you can settle a debate I was having when I died. Do copper or silver cables sound better?"

"My son, there is no audible difference in these headphone cables."

The audiophile is elated. "I knew it! I DO have the best ears!"

 

[Colonel7]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…and immediately complain they didn’t get a senior citizen discount on the cover charge

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two Audiophiles walk into a bar......" Do you want the audiophile secret handshake?" " Does it hurt?"
"It's causes 2nd & 3rd order distortion, adds warmth."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. After a couple pints, they start to argue over whether silver or copper headphone cables sound better.

To settle the debate, they start to ask bar patrons to do A/B listening tests with their portable setup, and vote on which one sounds better.

None of the bar patrons can tell a difference.

They go next door to another bar, have another few pints, and repeat the exercise. Nobody in the next bar can hear a difference, either.

They go to two more bars, end up stupendously drunk, and harass another few dozen people about the difference between silver and copper. Nobody hears a difference.

They stagger out into the street, still arguing, not satisfied with the conclusion. One of them stumbles, is hit by a car and dies instantly.

He finds himself face to face with God himself.

"Lord, this might sound strange, but I'm wondering if you can settle a debate I was having when I died. Do copper or silver cables sound better?"

"My son, there is no audible difference in these headphone cables."

The audiophile is elated. "I knew it! I DO have the best ears!"

Vivid drama !

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…and immediately complain they didn’t get a senior citizen discount on the cover charge

Good!

I was going to get started on the hearing aid jokes soon.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar… and agree... " my life is boring."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles with hearing aids walk into a bar that is 18-24. The bouncer tells them they are too old and have to leave.
They pull out their hearing aids and yell..." I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…with their vinyl collection and the bar has a record sales night.