Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar... and are suddenly surrounded by all the beautiful girls there.

 

[Anton D]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar....and immediately start complaining about the sound.

Alternate answer: ....and start heckling the DJ for playing records.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar... and comment, "does this sound vintage to you?

 

[anmpr1]

Audiophile 1: Wow. Look over there...

Audiophile 2" Yeah, what a pair. Lovely!

Audiophile 1: You bet they are. You know, you really don't find JBL C37s every day in such good condition! This sure is the place to come for drink!

[Speakers courtesy of Kenrick Sound, Japan--for all your vintage JBL needs!]

 

[Chester]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…..and sit in the corner on their phones arguing with people on the internet.

 

[Gary_G]

... Damn where did that come from?

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar….. a girl says, Is that a 12AX7 in your pocket or are you glad to see me ?

 

[sergeauckland]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar….. a girl says, Is that a 12AX7 in your pocket or are you glad to see me ?

Better would be a 6550A!
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[Rednaxela]

…, very carefully, not to stumble over some lifted cables.

 

[ErVikingo]

and ask why it is not 4/4

 

[Nybto]

Ouch!!


It was a headphone bar ..

 

[kemmler3D]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. One of them points out a strange, ornate, unmarked bottle on the bar and asks the bartender what it is. He responds that it's actually a bottle of snake oil. They don't believe him, and demand to buy two shots. The bartender is unimpressed and tells them it will be $50 each. They happily pay, drink them down, and loudly slam their glasses on the bar. Suddenly one of their phones starts ringing... it was his wife, she immediately starts scolding him for drinking on a weeknight. She could hear it from the kitchen.

 

[dasdoing]

one says, “Ouch, that really Hertz!” The other replies, “Yeah, it’s definitely not a sound decision to not watch where we’re going!”

 

[RayDunzl]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar….. a girl says, Is that a 12AX7 in your pocket or are you glad to see me ?

"It looks just like a Telefunken U47. You'll love it."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…..one says..." they used to have a killer system in here, let me tell you about it."

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar….. and immediate pull out their RTA's (please finish the joke).

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…..and say..." is that 2nd order harmonics or are they spinning jazz?"

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar…..and ask a couple of girls if they like 2 way or 3 way better. (please finish the joke).

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Better would be a 6550A!
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I like the foreplay of the 12AX7.

 

[Gringoaudio1]

Awesome thread. I needed this.