Yes, I get all that. That's why I chose it, even though it is going to be slower in almost any metric. Maybe we are somehow talking past each other.
A DCT to me is for a race car. A stick is for a sports car.
An automatic is for my mother, even though she still likes to drive a stick from time to time.
My mother bought a 1971 Super Beetle new when they came out in 1971 (4 speed stick shift) with Air Conditioning in Germany & we brought it to the USA after driving it around Europe for about 3 months. I immediately modified the 48 HP engine for her to put out about 80 HP.
This was her commuter car on a 28 mile each way commute for 30 years.
During that time, I had eventually modded it up to 105 HP (twin Weber 40 IDF carbs & many other mods).
It also ended up with a Gene Berg 5 speed transaxle.
(geared for acceleration with a 3.88 final drive & stock overdrive in the 5th gear position, as you don't want to go more than 110 MPH without some aero mods in a stock bodied Beetle or Super Beetle, lest you like getting airborne, turning sideways & doing barrel rolls).
With that a Teflon coated ball Gene Berg shifter was installed, a 3 puck ceramic/sintered copper clutch,
255/60 R15 BFG tires on Centerline rims on the back & 185/65 R 15 Pirelli's on Centerlines on the front,
KYB struts up front & KYB shocks in the back,
nice anti sway bars all the way around & lowered 1 & 1/2 inches (via lowering spindles in the front) for increased cornering.
My mother managed to both out accelerate & out corner a number of Porsches, BMW's, Camaro's, Firebirds & such.
Many could out run her but usually only by exceeding 88 MPH (when the not so good aero catches up to the flat windowed Beetles & Super Beetles).
I always wonder how many went home & bragged that they had a hell of a time beating some middle aged woman in a VW Beetle? Not many, I bet.
She is 89 now & drives a 2004 Mercedes E 320 with a 4Matic.
Rowing the gears: allows for much finesse when you know how to do it. Whether your going straight, cornering or going up & down curvy hilly roads.