A Call For Humor!

[HammerSandwich]

My work is done here.

Outstanding, thank you!

 

[dkinric]

First post: Can someone recommend a decent DAC to go with my ATH M50s?

Now:

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

 

[tuga]

 

[DuxServit]

If the guy who hoarded 17,000 hand-sanitizers sold each bottle per bitcoin, he'd be doing well

 

[DuxServit]

You've probably seen this elsewhere...

 

[tuga]

Thousands of Mexicans are demonstrating in the streets of the capital for the construction of a wall on the US-Mexico border.

 

[Kal Rubinson]

If the guy who hoarded 17,000 hand-sanitizers sold each bottle per bitcoin, he'd be doing well

After bad publicity, death threats and removal of his ads, he donated the bulk of them to local churches.

 

[DuxServit]

The future of work...

 

[DuxServit]

 

[DuxServit]

 

[wje]

I don't have a particular joke image to paste or share. However, on Facebook, I belong to a group "Audiophiles on a Budget" and periodically see items posted there that cost in excess of $6,000.

 

[A800]

 

[tuga]

 

[BDWoody]

I'm sure many have seen this, but some recent 'debates' on here brought it to mind.

"How To Win An Argument" by Dave Barry

"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow these rules:

Drink Liquor.
Suppose you are at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're drinking some health-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang back, afraid to display your ignorance, while the hotshot enthralls your date. But if you drink several large martinis, you'll discover you have strong views about the Peruvian economy. You'll be a wealth of information. You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and possibly upsetting furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave the room.

Make Things Up.
Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are going to prove that Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that you are underpaid, and you'll be damned if you're going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. Don't say:'I think Peruvians are underpaid.' Say instead: 'The average Peruvian's salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1452.81 per annum, which is $836.07 below the mean gross poverty level.'
NOTE: Always make up exact figures. If an opponent asks you where you got your information make that up too.

Use Meaningless But Weighty-Sounding Words and Phrases
Memorize this list:
Let me put it this way
In terms of
Vis-a'-vis
Per se
As it were
Qua
So to speak

Use Snappy and Irrelevant Comebacks
You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:
You're begging the question
You're being defensive
Don't compare apples to oranges
What are your parameters?

The last one is especially invaluable. Nobody has the vaguest idea what "parameters" means. Here's how to use your comebacks:
You say, "As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873..."
Your opponent says, "Lincoln died in 1865."
You say, "You're begging the question."

You say, "Liberians, like most Asians....."
Your opponent says, "Liberia is in Africa."
You say, "You're being defensive."

Compare Your Opponent To Adolf Hitler
This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say," or "You certainly so remind me of Adolf Hitler."
So that's it. You know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons."

 

[A800]

 

[eliash]

The future of work...
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Already reality here...

 

[jeroboam]

Did someone mention orgasmic ?!!

 

[DuxServit]

 

[A800]

LOL.

 

[DuxServit]