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A Call For Humor!

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Reading the thread about Frank Dernie reminded me of this scene from Ted Lasso:
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Sorry Frank.
 
Reminds me of one of those investigations into governmental cost over-runs back more than 40 years ago. They were paying something crazy like $700 for mechanical pencils. They were for aircraft crews. They did have some extra requirements for temperature extremes and g-loadings. Nevertheless it was a standard off the shelf Pentel or some such. They were buying portable personal communication devices designed to milspec.

I wondered why they didn't just buy Fisher Space pens. They were more expensive than a Bic, but not $700. Good enough for Nasa since Apollo seemed good enough for any other use case to me.
 
Education?
Teacher John why are you doing your mathematics on the floor?
John. You told me not to use tables.

Teacher. Glenn how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn. KROKODIAL
Teacher. That’s not correct
Glenn. Not saying it is but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher. Donald what’s the chemical formula for water
Donald. HIJKLMNO
Teacher. Donald it’s not correct
Donald. Well yesterday you said it’s H to O

Teacher. Simon answer me honestly, do you say your prayers before eating?
Simon. No my Mum’s a good cook
 
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