You should write scifi. Ok a littel bit more science would be good. But that fiction part is great.
To be fair, I launched a privately funded mission to harvest rare non-earth elements from the Oort cloud. This fleet of drone probes is expected to be returning in early 2025. Early analysis indicates I may be able to extrude single crystal speaker cables from an element I am dubbing "chocolate silver." It is 10x more conductive than copper and with proper tuning using some accompanying mega-super-conductors, it would appear that one could actually tune for fudgy (white-dark chocolate) mids, airy highs, AND tight fast bass frequencies like no other conductor has been able to do.
It will not require battery packs, rather small amounts of dust from a 3-billion yr old supernova will provide a unique capability to align and spin the electrons passing through the cables in such a way as they will propel themselves at near-to-light speed.
The added benefit of this alloyed star dust is that the cables will also self elevate in much the same way superconductors do! No more added distortion from cable risers that are touching the ground and still polluting the signal path!
But wait, there's more!!!
Prior to alloying these elements, they are pelletized and fed to a special breed of interstllar pangolypotomus that bare a single horn and are stabled in the Asteroid Belt. The element passes through their digestive tract whole, but the digestive enzymes work on the pellets in a way that eliminates any potential RF or EMF interference.
My partner is finalyzing a facility that will allow us to utilize the heat of re-entry into our atmosphere to actually extrude the product into its final form and ready to be packaged for immediate sale upon touchdown.
This will clearly be a game changer for the audio industry and a boon to the discerning audiophile whose ears have been sorely abused for far,
far too long.
Currently, our consumer panel indicates strong demand for such a unique and advanced solution to the woes of audiophilia.
We will begin taking, sometime next year, non-rrefundable deposits of $50 per centimeter. Min order is 150 meters.
