Matt, i see it the other way....You don't seem to understand how other audiophiles (and speaker designers) actually think....
It's pretty ludicrous to assume the design has "nothing to do with the sound." Most audiophile speakers come from boutique companies, often started and run by someone passionate enough about sound and audio to start the business. And by nature the design usually reflects the designers own tastes and goals, what he/she wants to achieve.
While there are certainly some exceptions along the road, and perhaps once you get to larger companies, the most parsimonious and reasonable default is that the speakers designed by this company reflect what THEY THINK to be decisions important in realizing the sonics they are trying to achieve. So it has very much to "do with the sound"...even if you personally don't like the sound.
And as to taste...your subjective preference is noted.
I think it's pretty ludicrous that design has "anything to do with the sound".
The SOUND is what a blind man would hear...imho...