Two audiophiles walk into a bar only to ask for directions to the nearby audio shop. Unfortunately, they find out that the audio shop is "by appointment only". They decide to have a drink. None of the bar's wines are good enough so they leave.
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar and ask the owner if they can move the speakers out a meter from the wall.
The owner says," who do you think you are?"
They immediately start telling him about their gear list.
The owner says," who do you think you are?"
They immediately start telling him about their gear list.
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar. They sit down and order a couple of cocktails, and one says to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a great joke about audio objectivists?"
The bartender looks back intently and says, "Just so you know, I am an objectivist. Those two guys at the pool table are serious objectivists. The big guy two stools over from you goes so far as to have a tattoo that says, "Death before subjectivism," and the guy next to him has "Death to subjectivists" engraved on his switchblade. Are you sure you still wanna tell an obectivist joke?"
The audiophile sighs and says back, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bartender looks back intently and says, "Just so you know, I am an objectivist. Those two guys at the pool table are serious objectivists. The big guy two stools over from you goes so far as to have a tattoo that says, "Death before subjectivism," and the guy next to him has "Death to subjectivists" engraved on his switchblade. Are you sure you still wanna tell an obectivist joke?"
The audiophile sighs and says back, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar...one guy says, " I just got released from re-education camp". Really, how do you feel now? " Better! I traded in my 300B monoblocks, Thorens and Altec stack"
Really, how do you feel now? "Better... i now have a soundbar, streamer and dsp speakers."
Really, how do you feel now? "Better... i now have a soundbar, streamer and dsp speakers."
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar... and are met by an AI transgender audiophile. It says to them... " what will it be? "
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A group of subjectivist audiophiles walk into a bar... have a great time and close the place.
A group of objectivist audiophiles walk into a bar... and leave, not have any fun at all.
A group of objectivist audiophiles walk into a bar... and leave, not have any fun at all.
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar... " my gear list is bigger than yours ".
Are you trying to impress me? (Finish the joke)
Are you trying to impress me? (Finish the joke)
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar..." The last time we were in here, it didn't go well so let me offer some feedback... don't say anything negative "
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar... A1 says..."I want to get a buzz" A2 says, " I'll settle for a hum".
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar...called "The SoundBAR" not expecting much.
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar..." are you straight?"
No, S arm.
No, S arm.
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audiophiles trying to get in a bar...
The Bouncer yells...
"Push-Pull guys form two lines"
"SET guys single file"
The Bouncer yells...
"Push-Pull guys form two lines"
"SET guys single file"
Two audiophiles met in the bar to commiserate, one telling the other “my wife moved my subwoofer while vacuuming the house yesterday, I spent last five years finding a sweet spot for it, now everything is screwed up!!!” The other guy looks incredulously and said “my wife did the same thing to mine too…” and he paused then said “but I found out the mice have completely chewed up all the wiring so it has not been working at all for a long time!”
Two audiophiles walk into a bar; one ordered two glasses of single-molt whisky, the other ordered two glasses of multi-spirit cocktail, asking to be placed left and right in front of each guy. Suddenly after just smelling the flavor of the drinks, they started endless intensive arguments about which is the best drink.
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Two audiophiles walk into a bar. Immediatley one of them starts tapping on the bar with his knuckles "Hey dude, if you don't stop i'm calling the cops". "I'm so sorry" replied the audiophile "I just wanted to make sure the bar was well braced".
Two audiophiles walk into a bar."what can I serve you,sirs"? "Well, before receiving our beers we'd like to arrange the chairs in a staight line,side by side and could you serve us the drinks on a table about 3 metres awaya and 2 metres apart?"
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