Two audiophiles walk into a bar... (finish the joke)

[OCA]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. One seems quite sad. The bartender asks, "Why the long phase?" The audiophile sighs and says, "I just realized this is a soundbar.

 

[Curvature]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar….. and immediate pull out their RTA's (please finish the joke).

Honestly not even a joke. I do this. All the time.

 

[Djsedaw]

They see it's a soundbar and walk straight back out

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...
"we don't need to be rational to be in here"

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...

If the music and the system were amazing...

Two audiophiles would be dancing into a bar.

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...

"Is that a 1946 Wurlitzer Model 1015 in the corner?

"Yes!"

We're staying, order some drinks.

 

[GDWL34]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and have to show their ID 'Ok guys, you seem to be old enough to drink here but can you remove the loudspeaker grills so I can see your faces'?

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and have to show their ID 'Ok guys, you seem to be old enough to drink here but can you remove the loudspeaker grills so I can see your faces'?

Awesome and picturesque.

 

[RayDunzl]

 

[dartinbout]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. One is an subjectivist (the "sub."), the other is an objectivist (the "obj."). The sub. asks the bartender for his most expensive scotch the bar stocks, the obj. asks for a shot of the well scotch. Upon ordering, they both go to the jukebox and argue for a moment over the track selection and then return to the bar. The absent minded barkeep has poured the drinks but has accidently swapped the order. The sub. takes a sip of the well scotch and proclaims it to be the best scotch he's ever tasted. The obj. takes a sip of the expensive scotch but asks the bartender if he has anything better.

 

[Martin Takamine]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar, a woman walks under, turns around and says, "you dorks".

 

[Martin Takamine]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...
Woman: "Hello."
Flustered, one audiophile points at the other, "He has a ribbon tweeter!"
Woman: "How unfortunate."

 

[suttondesign]

two audiophiles walk into a bar.
a beautiful woman is tending.
what’ll it be? she says absently.
the audiophiles look at each other knowingly.
two port wines, one says. something vintage, with sweet high notes.
she rolls her eyes. Yeah, I‘ll see what we got.
while she sets about it, one audiophile says to the other, I wonder if she’d be interested in a three-way.
nah, says the other. too passive.
well, she might cross over.
the bartender says, what are you two dorks talking about? I’m baffled.

 

[001]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar.
So much for limbo dancing.

 

[001]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar. Neither of them can do an arabesque.

 

[001]

Two audiophiles walk into a thousand bars. Instantly flat as a tack.

 

[Descartes]

Dark humour:

Two audiophile walks into a bar and one says to the other I used to have a good job, a beautiful wife, a big house, but one day I discovered I could hear the difference between $2 cable and an unobtenium $200,000 cables and …..Well, now I live under a bridge, my wife kept the house and I lost my job but I still have the cables so I can hang myself!

 

[Hayabusa]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...
One left, one right

 

[Hayabusa]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar...


It was an impulse response...

 

[JohnnyAudio]

Two audiophiles walk into a bar and ask if they can measure the room.