Speaker Wire 'Burn in'

[sonitus mirus]

Here is a high end one for the rest of your cables

The Cable Cooker

The reviews are great. Considering a purchase.

 

[olieb]

Here is a high end one for the rest of your cables

The Cable Cooker

Still the same malicious solid state electronics.I guess you have to burn your cables after exposing to this. Better burn your cash directly.

 

[srkbear]

Here is a high end one for the rest of your cables

The Cable Cooker

Please tell me that’s satire? Is it from the Onion? I’m begging you. I gotta go share that on the Snake Oil thread—I’ll give you full credit. I’m dying, dying…

 

[Blumlein 88]

I doubt these cookers are working well as they don't use tubes. Probably ruining the cables for good.

Vintage hot ticket item. Eico signal tracer. It could generate sine, square and saw tooth waves. Selectable frequency. All with vacuum tubes. Perfect for cable burn in. The square waves no doubt were smoother from vacuum tube goodness.

 

[antcollinet]

Rumour has it that one of the IM-1 engineers wanted to treat his cables to the vacuum radiation and cryogenics of deep space. He tied them to the outside of the lander - one got loose and caught a rock during landing.

That's why it's now lying on its side. Trufax.

 

[srkbear]

Rumour has it that one of the IM-1 engineers wanted to treat his cables to the vacuum radiation and cryogenics of deep space. He tied them to the outside of the lander - one got loose and caught a rock during landing.

That's why it's now lying on its side. Trufax.

If he does let’s hope he tries it in his space suit.

 

[Platypus20]

Please tell me that’s satire? Is it from the Onion? I’m begging you. I gotta go share that on the Snake Oil thread—I’ll give you full credit. I’m dying, dying…

It’s seems real, but I’m not about to buy one to find out

 

[antcollinet]

It’s seems real, but I’m not about to buy one to find out

Best claim on that page:

Do you want to save your N.O.S. tubes from further wear?

There are possibly not enough roll-eyes in the universe.

 

[srkbear]

Best claim on that page:





There are possibly not enough roll-eyes in the universe.

We need to invent a whole new emoji for that site—perhaps someone rolling eyeballs and puking at the same time. At minimum someone should report this crook to the BBB, FTC or maybe even IC3. Interpol? Oprah? Somebody’s gotta put a stop to it. Or maybe the cops for public indecency—because it’s an orgy of woo.

 

[sonitus mirus]

 

[GaryY]

I wish I have talent for business and sell "GRAPHENE SPEAKER CABLE" for 50k USD/m.

Edit : I'm too late.

 

[teched58]

Meanwhile, back at the McMansion:

Partner 1: Hi, Honey. Whatcha doing?
Partner 2: Trying out my new Roomba.
1: How's it working?
2: Well, it got caught on some wires you hid beneath the couch. There were two of them and they got all tangled up with the Roomba.
1: Wires? WHAT WIRES?
2: Yeah, so anyway. There were these two wires. And I found that when I pulled them apart, they came away from the vacuum. So, all good.
1: Good?
2: Yeah. Here (hands Partner 1 two large strands of cable).

 

[GaryY]

The only way to burn in cable is we really need to burn the cable in non-oxdizing environment (furnace filled with nitrogen or hydrogen) to remove grain boundary of copper and cool it down really slow to maximize grain size. However, if you bend calble to use cable cooker, this mechanical stress will generate grain boundary again by dislocaiton.

 

[egellings]

I wish I have talent for business and sell "GRAPHENE SPEAKER CABLE" for 50k USD/m.

Edit : I'm too late.
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Is that price per piece or per pair?

 

[GaryY]

Is that price per piece or per pair?

I'm reasonable and, of course, per pair. ASR members get 15% discount.

 

[mhardy6647]

I doubt these cookers are working well as they don't use tubes. Probably ruining the cables for good.

or at the least discrete solid state circuits! Imagine the collateral damage a bunch of integrated circuits could* do to expensive artisanal cables when they are at their most vulnerable (i.e., pre-cooked, and during the cooking operation)?

Just imagine*.

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* Note my careful choice of lawsuit-proof modal auxiliary verb and other vocablulary.

 

[mhardy6647]

Vintage hot ticket item. Eico signal tracer. It could generate sine, square and saw tooth waves. Selectable frequency. All with vacuum tubes. Perfect for cable burn in. The square waves no doubt were smoother from vacuum tube goodness.

Rumour has it that one of the IM-1 engineers wanted to treat his cables to the vacuum radiation and cryogenics of deep space. He tied them to the outside of the lander - one got loose and caught a rock during landing.

That's why it's now lying on its side. Trufax.

Oh, you guys are triggering me!

@Blumlein 88 I don't have an EICO, although I do have a heathkit audio generator. Only sine & square waves though.
on the other hand, I do have a fine old EICO RF signal generator! I am guessing that pushing millions of cycles through the cable(s) per second instead of just thousands of those rascals would cook the cable(s) much more quicklier, right?

@antcollinet That does explain everything! And, yes, I did my research and fact checked on Instragram and TikTok. No less of an authority than Abraham Lincoln said it's the absolute truth.

 

[olieb]

Rumour has it that one of the IM-1 engineers wanted to treat his cables to the vacuum radiation and cryogenics of deep space.

NOW we are talking. Vacuum and 3K, the very true connection to the Big Bang and the origin of existence. THAT gives you transcendental experience! Now we still need cables from primordial hydrogen in metallic state.

 

[Audiofire]

We need to invent a whole new emoji for that site—perhaps someone rolling eyeballs and puking at the same time. At minimum someone should report this crook to the BBB, FTC or maybe even IC3. Interpol? Oprah? Somebody’s gotta put a stop to it. Or maybe the cops for public indecency—because it’s an orgy of woo.

Who you gonna call ... [play Ghostbusters] is about the only thing we can actually get done.

 

[srkbear]

Who you gonna call ... [play Ghostbusters] is about the only thing we can actually get done.

We can call them when they’re dead. Because the thing is with shops like this, they always come back.