It’s a perfectly valid question, and one that’s bothered me as well. If we are to accept that the driver surround, spider and voice coil are changing significantly over time and there are also significant changes in the crossover’s capacitors and resistors, how on earth are we to conclude that the total system changes for the better? Especially when they will all be changing at different rates? Let’s say it does get better after a few months, what’s to stop the speaker then getting worse a few months later?
A speaker that requires ‘burn-in’ is one that’s fundamentally unreliable. All your ‘cheeky answer’ revealed is that you have no answer to this question.
'Loudspeaker drivers are the only parts in a hi-fi system that change sound characteristics after a short period of use. The suspension consists of fibrous materials and elastomers that are anything but linearly elastic and i.a. exhibits significant creep, some of which is irreversible and leads to plastic deformation. After a period of use, however, the suspension parts stabilize towards their largely final shape via strain hardening and other hard-to-define processes, and this is usually considered as the loudspeaker driver being “broken in”.'.