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A Call For Humor!
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bloodshoteyed
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not sure if the statement is actually real, but nonetheless, it's funny (mainly because it's true) 
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bloodshoteyed
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why can't it be as easy as it was in the good old days?
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Killingbeans
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A man went to see his doctor, and explained he couldn't get the song Delilah out of his head. The doc said he was suffering from Tom Jones syndrome. The man asked it that was rare, the doc said, "It's not unusual".
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Thank you kindly for your understanding.
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Duly noted.
I think I like it but not sure I get it
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That is sad.
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If Margaret is dysfunctional we are in trouble.
A young man named John received a parrot as a birthday gift.
Unfortunately the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of this bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything he could think of to set a good example but nothing worked.
Finally, John got fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
And, the bird yelled back.
John shook the parrot, and the bird got angrier and ruder.
Eventually, in a moment of desperation, John put the bird in the refrigerator freezer.
For a few minutes, John heard the bird squawk and kick and scream... then suddenly there was quiet.
Not a peep for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the bird, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am truly sorry, and I will do everything to correct my poor behavior."
John was astonished at the bird's change of attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
Unfortunately the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of this bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything he could think of to set a good example but nothing worked.
Finally, John got fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
And, the bird yelled back.
John shook the parrot, and the bird got angrier and ruder.
Eventually, in a moment of desperation, John put the bird in the refrigerator freezer.
For a few minutes, John heard the bird squawk and kick and scream... then suddenly there was quiet.
Not a peep for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the bird, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I am truly sorry, and I will do everything to correct my poor behavior."
John was astonished at the bird's change of attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
