A Call For Humor!

[ta240]

Remind me not to hang around you alone

The answer is: stack the apples up and cut 1/3 off each in one slice. Then each person gets 2/3 of an apple.

But then two people get the core as part of their 2/3 and one doesn't.
Just pick up the knife, both apples and back away slowly.

 

[MoreWatts]

Audio related USA commentary. Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Martin Takamine]

The answer is obvious. Use the knife to kill one of the other participants.

You're voted off the island, psycho.
The knife is long enough to slice both apples in half with one stroke.
Everyone gets half an apple, the problem doesn't stipulate both apples need to be completely eaten.

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

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[Boris Badinov]

 

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[DonR]

You're voted off the island, psycho.
The knife is long enough to slice both apples in half with one stroke.
Everyone gets half an apple, the problem doesn't stipulate both apples need to be completely eaten.

Line up two of the participants and one stroke takes care of that too.

 

[SimpleTheater]

The answer is obvious. Use the knife to kill one of the other participants.

That's the best answer. The other option is to use the knife to cut 1/3 off of both apples at one time, giving each person 2/3 of an apple.

 

[popej]

The other option is to use the knife to cut 1/3 off of both apples at one time, giving each person 2/3 of an apple.

Unjust division can lead to violence and the knife is at hand...

 

[mhardy6647]

from our buddies @ Club Polk.

 

[JSmith]

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[Steve81]

 

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