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A Call For Humor!

Boris Badinov

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IAtaman

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I wonder if there are any brave students who noticed the pattern after a while and trust their observation enough to just blindly follow it to the end of the test as a shortcut
If they are good students, they should not.
 

A Cute Earring

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Not really:

1) missing apostrophe: friend[']s
2) missing indefinite article: [a] college professor
3) missing quotation marks: ["]Merry Christmas["]
4) missing period: figured it out[.]

:cool:
…and what about the multiple choice question with “Y” (and R, S, and T…) as the correct response? The exam would take days to finish.
 

Prana Ferox

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…and what about the multiple choice question with “Y” (and R, S, and T…) as the correct response? The exam would take days to finish.
Usually these give you a big list and each question is 'pick the one from the above list that most applies', it's not that uncommon
 

Timcognito

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Not really:

1) missing apostrophe: friend[']s
2) missing indefinite article: [a] college professor
3) missing quotation marks: ["]Merry Christmas["]
4) missing period: figured it out[.]

:cool:
Please read my signature. Mom says "Don't mock the afflicted" :) Edit: missing the [,] after Mom.
 
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AdamG

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Why does it always have to be a moron from Florida? I swear it’s the heat…makes people crazy. Maybe he was offering a meat substitute. Since Gators were protected species and then recently removed from the protected status. We have a dilemma on our hands. The gator population has Exploded exponentially and if we don’t start eating them they will start eating us. I use to see one or two gators in the lake behind our house. Now I see dozens. The Vactioners from Canada and the Continent like to feed them their pets on a pretty regular basis. Warning them is futile. They just look at you and laugh. As they take their dogs for walks around the lake. Sometimes the dog comes back with them.
Quoting myself. I said that they are going to start eating us soon. And Friday a 13 footer did exactly that. My sympathies for the victims and their families. This is taking the risk factor up several levels. Damn

Florida alligator spotted with 'body in his mouth'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alligator-spotted-body-mouth





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Doodski

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Quoting myself. I said that they are going to start eating us soon. And Friday a 13 footer did exactly that. My sympathies for the victims and their families. This is taking the risk factor up several levels. Damn

Florida alligator spotted with 'body in his mouth'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alligator-spotted-body-mouth





Explore the Fox News apps that are right for you at http://www.foxnews.com/apps-products/index.html.
Time for open season on those critters. 24 hour a day hunting season. I bet there are many tourists that would love to shoot an alligator or several.
 

DonR

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Quoting myself. I said that they are going to start eating us soon. And Friday a 13 footer did exactly that. My sympathies for the victims and their families. This is taking the risk factor up several levels. Damn

Florida alligator spotted with 'body in his mouth'





https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-alligator-spotted-body-mouth





Explore the Fox News apps that are right for you at http://www.foxnews.com/apps-products/index.html.
Florida certainly is a very interesting and entertaining place for the rest of us. I thought the pythons were supposed to solve the gator problem.
 

Doodski

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Florida certainly is a very interesting and entertaining place for the rest of us. I thought the pythons were supposed to solve the gator problem.
I was watching a hunting video where the invasive lizards are breeding and becoming a nuisance. The guide was supplying a high velocity air rifle with scope and patrolling the canals and shooting the lizards. People can be employed killing off those critters. I know if I where visiting Florida that would be on my list of things to do.
 
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