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A Call For Humor!
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You need to see the movie "NOPE" to get this one. It's on Amazon Prime right now.
Celebrating my probation and return to A Call To Humor thread from my ban last week. And want to apologize to George Santos for the joke I made about him that got me banned. I will start with some re-posts for those who may have missed them.
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A Cute Earring
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True story…
My wife: What are you doing?
Me: Going through a few pages of the ASR humor thread.
My wife: I don’t hear you laughing.
My wife: What are you doing?
Me: Going through a few pages of the ASR humor thread.
My wife: I don’t hear you laughing.
mhardy6647
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A Cute Earring
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Me too.Heck, I even send some of 'em to Mrs. H.
Some of them...
Keith_W
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Why are you sending ASR humour pics to his @mrhardy6647's wife?
What was his polack son in law’s name from the show?
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Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday alone and a little depressed at her advancing age and decided to have a little adventure.
“I’ll phone one of those men you see advertising as escorts and get a sensual massage.”
She looked through the phone book and found an ad for a man calling himself Tender Tony. A handsome man showing off his physical skills in photos.
He had the right muscles in the right places, a lovely smile and great abs and a six pack, she believed bouncing a dime off his buns would be great.
She figured what the heck no one will ever know.
Dialled his number and he answered “Hi Mam how can I help? Oh my God he sounded so sexy!
Thought “I’d better get on with it before I lose my nerve.”
So she rushed right in “Hear you give a great massage, I’ like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No wait I want to be straight with you, I want sex. Cover me with whipped cream and chocolate, lick it off me and then give me great sex.
Bring implements, toys anything you want. How does that sound?’
“Got to say it sounds wonderful, but you need to dial 9 for an outside line.”
“I’ll phone one of those men you see advertising as escorts and get a sensual massage.”
She looked through the phone book and found an ad for a man calling himself Tender Tony. A handsome man showing off his physical skills in photos.
He had the right muscles in the right places, a lovely smile and great abs and a six pack, she believed bouncing a dime off his buns would be great.
She figured what the heck no one will ever know.
Dialled his number and he answered “Hi Mam how can I help? Oh my God he sounded so sexy!
Thought “I’d better get on with it before I lose my nerve.”
So she rushed right in “Hear you give a great massage, I’ like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No wait I want to be straight with you, I want sex. Cover me with whipped cream and chocolate, lick it off me and then give me great sex.
Bring implements, toys anything you want. How does that sound?’
“Got to say it sounds wonderful, but you need to dial 9 for an outside line.”
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I have seen the future of AI.
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