Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday alone and a little depressed at her advancing age and decided to have a little adventure.
“I’ll phone one of those men you see advertising as escorts and get a sensual massage.”
She looked through the phone book and found an ad for a man calling himself Tender Tony. A handsome man showing off his physical skills in photos.
He had the right muscles in the right places, a lovely smile and great abs and a six pack, she believed bouncing a dime off his buns would be great.
She figured what the heck no one will ever know.
Dialled his number and he answered “Hi Mam how can I help? Oh my God he sounded so sexy!
Thought “I’d better get on with it before I lose my nerve.”
So she rushed right in “Hear you give a great massage, I’ like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No wait I want to be straight with you, I want sex. Cover me with whipped cream and chocolate, lick it off me and then give me great sex.
Bring implements, toys anything you want. How does that sound?’
“Got to say it sounds wonderful, but you need to dial 9 for an outside line.”