A Call For Humor!

[mhardy6647]

 

[Dmitri]

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I’m gonna go visit my dentist. This would make everything so much more convenient!

 

[Count Arthur]

I’m gonna go visit my dentist. This would make everything so much more convenient!

I dread to think where you're going to keep the screwdriver handle.

 

[Dmitri]

I dread to think where you're going to keep the screwdriver handle.

Funny you should mention that. So many seat cushions in the house have suffered from my having some forgotten tool in my back pocket. On the upside, what I believe you’re insuating would be quite hard to forget...so...silver lining: Probably could go ahead and safely reupholster the furniture.

 

[Dmitri]

Found this on DigitalTrends this morning.
Yeah. Not gonna try that.

 

[mhardy6647]

I saw this posted on the Polk forums today.
I would think that, if anyone were on the slippery slope towards Type 2 diabetes and just wanted to get the whole danged thing over with, once and for all -- this is just the ticket.

I shared this with our son, who replied:

baby you can drive my car
peep peep, peep peep, yeah

 

[Jose Hidalgo]

 

[pads]

 

[mhardy6647]

Catdynamics. A five-second video illustrating the seldom seen liquid state of the domestic cat (Felis domesticus).

https://media.tenor.co/videos/a7163bea43a0c271233c06a9a124bd18/mp4

 

[Propheticus]

Today on how to react to someone shifting the burden of proof.

 

[Andysu]

Snake oil humor

 

[mhardy6647]

(as seen at the Polk forums)

 

[NgtFlyer]

"You float 'em we tote 'em!"

 

[ZolaIII]

 

[Dmitri]

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"You float 'em we tote 'em!"

Just be sure the kids get on the right bus....

Once had a septic service empty our tank, and the advertising sign on the truck? ”A Royal Flush Beats a Full House.”
Poop Humor. Gotta love it.

 

[NgtFlyer]

 

[nobodynoz]

 

[Wombat]

Is that a pick-up?

 

[Jose Hidalgo]

Has this oldie but goodie been posted already ?

 

[Boris Badinov]

Just be sure the kids get on the right bus....

Once had a septic service empty our tank, and the advertising sign on the truck? ”A Royal Flush Beats a Full House.”
Poop Humor. Gotta love it.

How about "We're number 1 in a number 2 business" or "Your poop is our bread & butter"? Actually seen these on different Septic service trucks.