A Call For Humor!

[jsrtheta]

so... I was out working in the yard today (planted the first crop of the season... several rows of lettuce).
These long, mild spring days give a person some time to think... to kinda reflect on things, as it were.

So... I got to thinkin'... musin' if you will.

If a restaurant orders a truckload of farm-raised freshwater fish for its menu, and upon receipt those fish are found to be rather beat-up...

are they dilapidated tilapia?

Further, I thought... one could further conceive of Yoga classes invoving such distressed fish (kinda like goat yoga)... you know...
Dilapidated tilapia Pilates.

Don't quit your day job.

 

[BinkieHuckerback]

Meanwhile in other news...three horses drowned at a local water polo match...

 

[mhardy6647]

Don't quit your day job.

too late.

 

[JSmith]

JSmith

 

[Speedskater]

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JSmith

I went to that Hot Rod & Custom Car show in Cleveland last week.

 

[mhardy6647]

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JSmith

I suspect that guys were involved in this breakthough.

Here, Yoshi, hold my sake and watch this!

 

[TheBatsEar]

Larger version, it's awesome.

 

[JSmith]

JSmith

 

[Bleib]

Private Baldrick: You know my dad was a nun.

Captain Blackadder: No he wasn't.

Private Baldrick: He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none".

 

[pavuol]

 

[pavuol]

 

[VMAT4]

Then there is Hugo Rheinhold.

 

[bloodshoteyed]

nothing else can go wrong anymore...he FINALLY got it

 

[TheBatsEar]

Private Baldrick: You know my dad was a nun.

Captain Blackadder: No he wasn't.

Private Baldrick: He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none".

 

[Waxx]

 

[Waxx]

 

[Waxx]

 

[digicidal]

 

[BinkieHuckerback]

A mate of mine said he stuck up for me the other day.
This bloke said I didn't have the brains of a donkey and my mate said that I did.

 

[digicidal]