Would that really work when you absolutely have go, while flying??
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A Call For Humor!
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back in the '70s, when my father was working on a private pilot's license (which he never quite finished), he used to get a catalog from a place called "Sporty's Pilot Shop" (or maybe it was "Shorty's..."). I remember they had one product for longer flights called the " Human Element Range Extender" (H.E.R.E.) It was a jug, labeled H.E.R.E. and equipped with a funnel and a cap. If memory serves, it also had an adaptor for Female Human Element Range Extension as well.
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SpaceX fixes Crew Dragon toilet before this weekend's launch
A SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule is slated to take a group of professional astronauts to space this weekend. But first, NASA must look over and approve some changes SpaceX made to address some issues with a key component — the toilet.
“Fans are used on spacecraft toilets to create suction and control the flow of urine because, in the microgravity environment of space, waste can — and does — go in every possible direction.”
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Possibly (with a slight leg-snapping sound) IF the engine is in front. However, the coroner will have his work cut for all concerned if the engine's been short-circuited behind you... Also makes for *very* awkward forensic photographs. Just, no. Don't. do. that.
I am forced to return the subject matter back to audio, even if only temporarily:
see the irony?
see the irony?
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Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.
'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!
'Ain't dat grand, !!'
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said,
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'
Murphy said to the doctor,
'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'
The doctor said,
'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Murphy said,
'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Murph. and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
Murph said,
'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40.
Old ones are the best
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.
'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!
'Ain't dat grand, !!'
Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said,
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'
Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'
Murphy said to the doctor,
'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'
The doctor said,
'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'
Murphy said,
'Ah yeah, during conception.'
When Murph. and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,
'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'
She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'
Murph said,
'I'll tell you, .....it's a freaking' good ting we didn't use WD-40.
Old ones are the best
bloodshoteyed
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oh them irish....
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mhardy6647
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I... I think I have a pair of those...
I did not fall for it when @001 shared "Soooo, you want a so called 'earworm' eh? I give you 'fish heads'. Do *not* play this before sleepytime
My sincere apologies. I think."And I surely am not going fall for another link that is trying to invade my ear canals.
Shish-kebabing my ear canals with a wooden skewer is something I am considering if peeps keep trying to push those 'TJ Syndrome' links.
bloodshoteyed
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i swear i didn't edit the article to rename it.....
In other news..."Commercial Flights that Fly 'Entirely on Hydrogen' planned in 2024.
www.cnbc.com
Commercial flights that fly 'entirely on hydrogen' planned for 2024
Route would see aircraft fly between the cities of London and Rotterdam.
