must be the phase of the moon -- y'all are on fire again today!
meanwhile, this just in from hifihaven.org
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Someone there asked if it was a dog park. I said "It is now."
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mhardy6647
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Ahem. That's not his (Robbie's) dad-- it's Uncle Charlie (William Demarest).
Sorry to go all pedantic on y'all -- but this is My Three Sons we're talkin' about, and its honor must be upheld.
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I rang the hospital to tell them that if my wife's condition didn't improve then they could switch off the life support machine.
They said that this wasn't an option for a sprained ankle.
They said that this wasn't an option for a sprained ankle.
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From the esoteric musical tastes at hifihaven.org straight to y'all.
A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work, and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
HUSBAND: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work, and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
HUSBAND: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
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Love it. Cats play but no ones rules but theirs. Dogs have masters. Cats have servants.
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Holy Crap! Is that a talking dog and rabbit?!
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A story Rick Wakeman told when Yes was inducted into the RRHOF:
I was at the doctor having a prostate exam, and the doctor said "Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure."
"I don't have an erection."
He said "Yes, but I do"
I was at the doctor having a prostate exam, and the doctor said "Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure."
"I don't have an erection."
He said "Yes, but I do"
