A Call For Humor!

[ErVikingo]

 

[mhardy6647]

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Ahem. That's not his (Robbie's) dad-- it's Uncle Charlie (William Demarest).
Sorry to go all pedantic on y'all -- but this is My Three Sons we're talkin' about, and its honor must be upheld.

 

[BinkieHuckerback]

I rang the hospital to tell them that if my wife's condition didn't improve then they could switch off the life support machine.
They said that this wasn't an option for a sprained ankle.

 

[mhardy6647]

From the esoteric musical tastes at hifihaven.org straight to y'all.

 

[RayDunzl]

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work, and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”

HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?

WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!

WIFE: What! Where are you?

HUSBAND: Near the neighbourhood bakery.

WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE: I’m at the bakery, where are you?

HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!

 

[afinepoint]

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Love it. Cats play but no ones rules but theirs. Dogs have masters. Cats have servants.

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

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[DonR]

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Holy Crap! Is that a talking dog and rabbit?!

 

[Philbo King]

A story Rick Wakeman told when Yes was inducted into the RRHOF:
I was at the doctor having a prostate exam, and the doctor said "Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this procedure."
"I don't have an erection."
He said "Yes, but I do"

 

[Pegwill]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

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