I could be blamed for having child-developmental problems...
.
...simply because I was never able to graduate from PacMan and play it to this day!
It is the most perfect game for retards like me because it only requires 4 arrow keys to play. Having to replace the broken arrow keys (and OFTEN) is the only cost of playing this game.
Some clever SW Engineer (Neave) had written this version in *.swf (shockwave file) format that was ONLY 59
KB and back in dial-up modem days it could be played online.
Namco served him a cease and desist order to take it down. I was able to fetch it and turn it into and *.exe that has played fully in every stepping of WindowsOS.
Inquire within for a copy.