A Call For Humor!

[xray]

I don't know why but I found that one to be particularly funny. Maybe because I interpreted the question posed both ways, the celebrity being dead or alive and the person bring asked being dead or alive. I've also finished half a bottle of wine with lunch.

 

[mhardy6647]

Taken out of context*

Just the thing to use to play Frank Zappa...

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33 Ohms impedance audio signal

Hi, I would like to feed existing 33 Ohms impedance input amplifiers with sound coming from a computer audio line out. From what I found, the computer audio output is about 1 VRMS and can be considered as a 600 Ohms impedance. I was thinking of using some audio isolation transformers to match...

www.audiosciencereview.com

 

[Anthony LoFi]

Hope this helps pass the day !

 

[Jimi Floyd]

 

[DonR]

I don't know why but I found that one to be particularly funny. Maybe because I interpreted the question posed both ways, the celebrity being dead or alive and the person bring asked being dead or alive. I've also finished half a bottle of wine with lunch.

That really is the only civilized way to eat lunch.

 

[MattHooper]

Ha, boy is that kind of stuff familiar, since I spent countless hours debating those type of folks on evolution, intelligent design, creationism etc. I must have worn out all my walls from banging my head on them.

Back in the day when those debates were more common, one of the most notorious comments from an evolution-denying fundie was this one, passed around and most widely known as:

"Creationist almost discovers The Sun!"

(begin anti-evolution fundie post):

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

God or Big Bang/Evolution: Where do we Come From?

I think other people would prefer it if you posted without the jargon.

smashboards.com

Take that, EVILutionists!

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Pegwill]

 

[Pegwill]

 

[Boris Badinov]

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[KellenVancouver]

 

[mhardy6647]

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FIX ME A SAMMICH

 

[DonR]

FIX ME A SAMMICH

"Can you hear the difference from the kitchen?"

 

[mhardy6647]

"Can you hear the difference from the kitchen?"

(as the sammich is hurled at high velocity towards the asker of the question)

 

[DonR]

(as the sammich is hurled at high velocity towards the asker of the question)

Count yourself lucky if it is just the sandwich.

 

[Martin]

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Does it whistle when you're done?

Martin

 

[digitalfrost]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]