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From the folks at Club Polk -- neither they, nor I, can over-emphasize the prudence of careful prooofredding. Umm... proofreading. Yeah, that.
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From the folks at Club Polk -- neither they, nor I, can over-emphasize the prudence of careful prooofredding. Umm... proofreading. Yeah, that.
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oooh, oooh, oooh!
This, too, just in from the late,great Charles Rodrigues, via Club Polk!
This, too, just in from the late,great Charles Rodrigues, via Club Polk!
Me, avoiding other peoples shopping carts at the super market.
A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes
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