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A friend who was in the Marines recounted a more colorful version of this told to him by a Sergeant while he was in boot camp on Paris Island.A bird was flying south for the winter in the freezing cold.
It wasn’t long before it had to land.
While laying there on the ground a cow crapped on the bird.
The bird got completely covered, started to panic then realized it was warming up.
So the bird settled in until it was all warmed up then tried to get out of the crap.
But it was a struggle and the bird was making a lot of noise.
A passing cat heard the noise, dug the bird out of the crap then ate the bird.
And the moral of the story is:
Not everybody that craps on you is your enemy.
Not everybody that gets you out of crap is your friend.
And if you are in really deep crap, you should keep your mouth shut.