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A Call For Humor!

Ken Tajalli

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- A man walks up to a librarian and asks,
"Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"
The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

- Thank you student loans for getting me through university, I don't think I can ever repay you.
 

Platypus20

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1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
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mhardy6647

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So... another thread here got me thinkin' about the bad old days of BSR and Garrard record changers ;)
Searched for an amusing BSR ad and was reminded of the good old bad old days of Drew A Kaplan and "DAK Industries"... and of his/their BSR "Thunder Lizards" and other loudspeaker atrocities. :cool:
Big shout-out to David E. F. Gleason and his World Radio History archive :)

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source: https://www.worldradiohistory.com/h.../HiFi-Stereo-Review-1987-12-OCR-Page-0129.pdf
 

Blumlein 88

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So... another thread here got me thinkin' about the bad old days of BSR and Garrard record changers ;)
Searched for an amusing BSR ad and was reminded of the good old bad old days of Drew A Kaplan and "DAK Industries"... and of his/their BSR "Thunder Lizards" and other loudspeaker atrocities. :cool:
Big shout-out to David E. F. Gleason and his World Radio History archive :)

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source: https://www.worldradiohistory.com/h.../HiFi-Stereo-Review-1987-12-OCR-Page-0129.pdf
Oh no, not DAK industries. I remember them. They had ads all over audio mags like a bad rash.
 

Bleib

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Todd k

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Oh no, not DAK industries. I remember them. They had ads all over audio mags like a bad rash.
I loved those catalogs. I wanted every single gizmo they had.! That thing was a stoner dream book of electronic wonder. I actually got a couple things from them. A downfiring passive sub and one ot those dancing light eq’s. Still have em
 
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