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A Call For Humor!

Okay enough with the Keith Richards jokes. I'm bringing back Chuck.
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I am probably one of very very few ASR members to know what burning human flesh smells like. When I was a medical student, surgeons were using diathermy knives. This works by arcing electricity from a small point thus cutting flesh whilst sealing it at the same time so there is less bleeding. The smell is a savoury-sweet, a bit like cured ham. It was enough to put me off pork for quite some time.
Consider this Dr. Frankenstein:
As a middle eastern, last time I burnt my hand, it smelt of Kebab!
But I still love it . . . :facepalm:
 
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Last one ...found an old thumb drive... I'll be back
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- A man walks up to a librarian and asks,
"Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"
The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

- Thank you student loans for getting me through university, I don't think I can ever repay you.
 
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