A Call For Humor!

[Timcognito]

Okay enough with the Keith Richards jokes. I'm bringing back Chuck.

 

[Solveit]

 

[mhardy6647]

from hifihaven.org

The second person'll probably put a hex on the first one.

 

[Ken Tajalli]

Me in my 60s: This elevator is playing my jams.

Hell yeah . . .
Burt & Hall!
. . . . Do you know the way to San Jose . . . . .

 

[Ken Tajalli]

I am probably one of very very few ASR members to know what burning human flesh smells like. When I was a medical student, surgeons were using diathermy knives. This works by arcing electricity from a small point thus cutting flesh whilst sealing it at the same time so there is less bleeding. The smell is a savoury-sweet, a bit like cured ham. It was enough to put me off pork for quite some time.

Consider this Dr. Frankenstein:
As a middle eastern, last time I burnt my hand, it smelt of Kebab!
But I still love it . . .

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Ken Tajalli]

Diall 911
@Timcognito is on fire .......

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Ken Tajalli]

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That's like getting an oil change with sand in it!
Its cheating, that's what it is ...
... trained pigeons, my arse ....

 

[theREALdotnet]

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Ah, the 2th floor, that’s where the dental practice is, right?

 

[Timcognito]

Last one ...found an old thumb drive... I'll be back

 

[Timcognito]

Ah, the 2th floor, that’s where the dental practice is, right?

Best time to go to the dentist.... 2:30 Dad Joke

 

[Ken Tajalli]

- A man walks up to a librarian and asks,
"Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"
The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

- Thank you student loans for getting me through university, I don't think I can ever repay you.