Jake's Dad
Member
Dear Friends,
For those who are interested playing LP's and/or testing protocols, I am seeking your thoughts on a protocol to compare record cleaning techniques or machines.
Background
In the few last decades, there has been a plethora of hardware released to clean LP's. There is really no question that most of these approaches work, sometimes quite effectively, but the range in cost of the "legitmate" contenders is characteristically astonishing. On the low end, a vintage Discwasher brush can be had for $20 and a new SpinClean bath costs about $70. At the high end, some ultrasonic and mechanical cleaners by the likes of Clearaudio, Audio Desk Systeme and KL Audio, to name a few, cost many thousands of dollars. Regardless of the cost, the reviews of the equipment have been, to my knowledge, invariably subjective. Comments tend to be along the lines of, you guessed it, "a veil has been lifted," or frequently something more prosaic like "sounds much better/cleaner/clearer." It's hard to find a review where the writer will even go out on a tiny limb and say "Product X cleans better than Product Y." So, most reviews sound like just shilling for the product made by the reviewer's esteemed advertiser.
The Technical Problems
Like a lot of AXB testing, it's really, really hard to compare record cleaning. No two dirty records are alike. And, so far as I can imagine, you can't really clean just one side of an LP, leaving the other unmolested to be cleaned by another system for comparison purposes. So, just coming up with an "apple" to compare with another "apple" is tough.
Another set of problems arises from the measurement methodology. Do we use electronics, optics, or something else to measure the results? And what are the metrics? THD? Dust specks per square inch? Other?
The Challenge
Help the forum design a test protocol that makes sense! It seems to me there are a least two categories of winners. First, the winner in the most elaborate, Rube Goldberg-ian testing protocol category, involving many thousands (millions?) of dollars in equipment. Extra points awarded if you can either (a) do this in any garage/basement/man cave, or (b) at your employer's, in the dead of night, with your employer's very expensive gear. Extra-extra points awarded if the solution involves a scanning electron microscope or the SETI array at Arecibo. The other category would be for the simplest and cheapest techniques easily implemented by forum members to compare results. Suggestions for additional categories are most welcome!
My Goal
I really would like to see if the collective wisdom of the forum can come up with something useful. But, I'm also hoping that the members will have some fun with this challenge and enjoy the blissful, technical chaos and back and forth that could ensue, if we're lucky!
Cheers,
Alex
For those who are interested playing LP's and/or testing protocols, I am seeking your thoughts on a protocol to compare record cleaning techniques or machines.
Background
In the few last decades, there has been a plethora of hardware released to clean LP's. There is really no question that most of these approaches work, sometimes quite effectively, but the range in cost of the "legitmate" contenders is characteristically astonishing. On the low end, a vintage Discwasher brush can be had for $20 and a new SpinClean bath costs about $70. At the high end, some ultrasonic and mechanical cleaners by the likes of Clearaudio, Audio Desk Systeme and KL Audio, to name a few, cost many thousands of dollars. Regardless of the cost, the reviews of the equipment have been, to my knowledge, invariably subjective. Comments tend to be along the lines of, you guessed it, "a veil has been lifted," or frequently something more prosaic like "sounds much better/cleaner/clearer." It's hard to find a review where the writer will even go out on a tiny limb and say "Product X cleans better than Product Y." So, most reviews sound like just shilling for the product made by the reviewer's esteemed advertiser.
The Technical Problems
Like a lot of AXB testing, it's really, really hard to compare record cleaning. No two dirty records are alike. And, so far as I can imagine, you can't really clean just one side of an LP, leaving the other unmolested to be cleaned by another system for comparison purposes. So, just coming up with an "apple" to compare with another "apple" is tough.
Another set of problems arises from the measurement methodology. Do we use electronics, optics, or something else to measure the results? And what are the metrics? THD? Dust specks per square inch? Other?
The Challenge
Help the forum design a test protocol that makes sense! It seems to me there are a least two categories of winners. First, the winner in the most elaborate, Rube Goldberg-ian testing protocol category, involving many thousands (millions?) of dollars in equipment. Extra points awarded if you can either (a) do this in any garage/basement/man cave, or (b) at your employer's, in the dead of night, with your employer's very expensive gear. Extra-extra points awarded if the solution involves a scanning electron microscope or the SETI array at Arecibo. The other category would be for the simplest and cheapest techniques easily implemented by forum members to compare results. Suggestions for additional categories are most welcome!
My Goal
I really would like to see if the collective wisdom of the forum can come up with something useful. But, I'm also hoping that the members will have some fun with this challenge and enjoy the blissful, technical chaos and back and forth that could ensue, if we're lucky!
Cheers,
Alex