No, the bendy banana law is whole truth...@oivavoi just said that "We have regulations against abnormal curvature". This is true - someone actually did create such a regulation. The fact that it doesn't technically prohibit the sale of all "abnormal" bananas doesn't make it any less true.
In this article from the EU itself, the 'myth' is supposedly busted, but the great thing is that they link to the 2013 "simplified" regulation. Have a look at it!
A brief extract:
"Oenological practices..."
Maybe this is standard fare for any country or organisation with regards to import and export - I don't know. But just imagine you were a small company and had to understand it and comply with it!
'Dress-to-the-left'? Tailored sound.