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A Call For Humor!

Andysu

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Ken Tajalli

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Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock
everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on
Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask.

"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says: "I lied about my age."

His friends respond:
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says:
"No, I told her I was 90."

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Now, That's funny!
 

Martin

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An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on take your kid to work day.

As the father was introducing his daughter to his coworkers she started getting cranky and crying.

Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered ‘round she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”
 

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