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Now, That's funny!Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock
everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on
Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask.
"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says: "I lied about my age."
His friends respond:
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says:
"No, I told her I was 90."
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from our european discounter supermarket Aldi:
And no, the log is not stolen, it's already decades the logo of a branch Aldi Sud of that supermarket (Aldi) since 1962 in different variations.
And no, the log is not stolen, it's already decades the logo of a branch Aldi Sud of that supermarket (Aldi) since 1962 in different variations.
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Modern times: lease a man.
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Almost makes you long for the days when your grandparents took you over to uncle Bob's for home movie night.
Meme writers today appear to need detention in order to catch up on spelling and grammar.
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With apologies to the AFM (anti-feline movement).
I could've posted this to the current 'is AI dangerous' thread -- but I think I've done enough damage to it already.
I could've posted this to the current 'is AI dangerous' thread -- but I think I've done enough damage to it already.
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... and with further apologies to the AFM.
While the AI-driven chatter on the forums of the world is all interesting and entertaining, I'd opine that we may face a more immediate danger from:
1) cats with thumbs.
2) cats which can make a fist.
While the AI-driven chatter on the forums of the world is all interesting and entertaining, I'd opine that we may face a more immediate danger from:
1) cats with thumbs.
2) cats which can make a fist.
An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on take your kid to work day.
As the father was introducing his daughter to his coworkers she started getting cranky and crying.
Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered ‘round she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”
As the father was introducing his daughter to his coworkers she started getting cranky and crying.
Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered ‘round she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”
if I might add...
3) cats with social media accounts...
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