A Call For Humor!

[Boris Badinov]

 

[TheBatsEar]

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For the umpteenth time you made my day, mate. What a legend you are.

 

[Boris Badinov]

For the umpteenth time you made my day, mate. What a legend you are.

Hoping you didn't get any coffee in the key board

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[mhardy6647]

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English plurals are so complicated.

 

[IAtaman]

English plurals are so complicated.

They are some what annoying but mostly entertaining.. A business of collective nouns.

Here is a nice video on them:

And here is a list from that video:

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[mhardy6647]

They are some what annoying but mostly entertaining.. A business of collective nouns.

Here is a nice video on them:

And here is a list from that video:

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There's a book! Indeed, there are probably several -- although I guess I don't know the collective term for a number of books, come to think of it.
This is the one we have.

I've coined a few - I reckon most of us have.
E.g., I've suggested that rather than the abstruse* term clowder, a group of cats be referred to as a paucity** of cats.

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* see what I did there?
** It's a bad homophonic pun, you see...

 

[mhardy6647]

It's fun to make up one's own collective names.

Here's one that just popped into my mind, e.g.,
a miasma of hypochondriacs

 

[IAtaman]

It's fun to make up one's own collective names.

Here's one that just popped into my mind, e.g.,
a miasma of hypochondriacs

Agree. Many "modern" things don't have a proper collective name.

Like a flood of transistors, or an audition of DACs.

I think a book should be written on this topic.

PS. How about a malady of hypochondriacs.

 

[mhardy6647]

PS. How about a malady of hypochondriacs.

Good. Very good.
I'll revise mine (because I like the word): how about a miasma of Mazdas? Too much of a stretch?

 

[Doodski]

PS. How about a malady of hypochondriacs.

Too funny... I usually don't go for this kinda humor... but it is what it is and it's fun!

 

[IAtaman]

Good. Very good.
I'll revise mine (because I like the word): how about a miasma of Mazdas? Too much of a stretch?

Ha! A miasma of Mazda Miatas. That is very good.

 

[jkasch]

Ha! A miasma of Mazda Miatas. That is very good.

… and alliterative to boot.

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[pseudoid]

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For the Millennials, the GenZ-ers, etc.: The little boy's name was Calvin.

 

[pseudoid]

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You forced me:

 

[ta240]

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I saw Sheryl Crow on a rerun of a game show the other day and the two regular people she was teamed up with were saying how they were nerds. Sheryl said "No way! I'm a nerd too!" they said "Really?" and she said "No, I'm a super cool rock star." But she didn't say it in a mean way. I was great.

 

[Boris Badinov]

I peeked at the model in that image and frankly I prefer more curvaceous womanly fat! LoL...

I used to have a T-shirt that said:

Marry a fat tattooed woman and have
Shade in the summer,
Heat in the winter
and moving pictures all year long
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