A Call For Humor!

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Hollywood_Bob]

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This is just too cruel. Image the morning after a bender, and being confronted with this?

 

[mhardy6647]

from our colleagues @ hifihaven.org...

 

[Ken Tajalli]

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Should have gone to a Floyd concert!

 

[Hollywood_Bob]

Henny Youngman:

A terrorist was sent to blow up a car.

He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

 

[Digital_Thor]

Did they censor her nipple?

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[Prana Ferox]

There’s redundancy in their name. If they are brothers then we don’t need to be told that they are all men…

If you're unsure if they're all men, then that opens the possibility of them being Devo

 

[mhardy6647]

Did they censor her nipple?

The burning theological question in those days concerned whether or not Adam & Eve had belly buttons.

 

[Fahzz]

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The worst sign I ever saw that was similar to this said "Warning - Sea Lice" that was enough for me. Went back to the pool.

 

[theREALdotnet]

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ...but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I still miss you babe – but my aim’s gettin’ better.

 

[ryanosaur]

The burning theological question in those days concerned whether or not Adam & Eve had belly buttons.

And don’t forget that men should be missing a rib!

 

[mhardy6647]

And don’t forget that men should be missing a rib!

Good point!

 

[ryanosaur]

Good point!

College anthropology class as the basic elective almost everybody took, the professor stood before us, lecturing, and proceeded to tell the story of an upper level course where a student insisted a skeleton belonged to a female. Asked why the student so steadfastly insisted this, the answer came: “it’s not missing a rib!”

 

[mhardy6647]

College anthropology class as the basic elective almost everybody took, the professor stood before us, lecturing, and proceeded to tell the story of an upper level course where a student insisted a skeleton belonged to a female. Asked why the student so steadfastly insisted this, the answer came: “it’s not missing a rib!”

Kinda makes it easier to understand why there are Flat Earthers, Climate Change Deniers, Antivaxxers, and Audiophiles, doesn't it?

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]