A Call For Humor!

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[IAtaman]

I rented a Maverick Grabber with a 302 V8 from Rent-a-Wreck in the late 1980's. That was actually a fun car. I still remember it fondly. Of course that may have more to do with my passenger, a stunningly beautiful young woman in a sundress, than with the actual car.

Martin

You should have taken that car and the Miss to the Autobahn.

 

[Pegwill]

 

[Waxx]

 

[Waxx]

 

[Waxx]

 

[Waxx]

 

[Marc v E]

 

[Marc v E]

Great support for writing songs

 

[thegeton]

 

[Marc v E]

Great advice

 

[beeface]

 

[jkasch]

 

[Soandso]

 

[RayDunzl]

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club
with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock
everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on
Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask.

"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says: "I lied about my age."

His friends respond:
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says:
"No, I told her I was 90."

 

[Soandso]

My nice neighbors put up a sign on my front door for me because my eyesight isn't very good these past few years.