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Data has a more rounded personality
digicidal
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digicidal
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And while we're on the Zuckerberg train...
digicidal
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Been awhile since we had some Venn diagrams up in here...
here is something funny. Buzz Aldrin addmitted for the third time on video a couple of weeks back that the moon landing never happened. uncut and unedited.
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polk folk comin' through again! 
What do they mean by "wasted"?
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I spotted a fellow lying on the pavement outside the pub.
'Are you ok?' I said.
'I've got a bar of chocolate in my back pocket and I'm trying to break it in half' he replied...
'Are you ok?' I said.
'I've got a bar of chocolate in my back pocket and I'm trying to break it in half' he replied...
That is why I have never been on Tik Tok. I have given up on the human race after watching that. I will now have to spend a few hours recovering from Tik Tok PTSD.
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A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:What are you? Polish or somesuch?
Caution: Two related '70s ethnic jokes:
Above 2 ethnic jokes can replace the "Polish" ethnicity w/any other; less w/Aborigines!
- A woman is screaming "Rape! Rape!" in Central Park... cops ask her for a description of the low-life... she states, "white, 5ft10, brown hair and eyes."... cops ask her for bit more details... "Oh yeah! He was Polish!"... cops are puzzled and ask how she knew that... she replies "I had to help him"!
- Have you heard about the Polish guy that locked his car keys in the ignition? He asked his kids inside the car to hand him the phone thru the window, so that he can call for a locksmith!
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The Optometrist asks "Can you read this?"
"Read it?", the Pole replies, "We went to school together!"
here is something funny. Buzz Aldrin addmitted for the third time on video a couple of weeks back that the moon landing never happened. uncut and unedited.
Amazing how many flerfs imagine he's saying the trip didn't happen when I hear him saying there were no scary moments.
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When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind” statement, but he also made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.” Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, they found there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
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**ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP**
One afternoon on MIT campus, James Bullough Lansing and Amar Bose approach each other walking on a sidewalk and cross paths.
As they pass, Lansing raises his hands to his mouth and shouts "Good afternoon doctor!"
Jim hears Amar reply "good afternoon" from behind.
As they pass, Lansing raises his hands to his mouth and shouts "Good afternoon doctor!"
Jim hears Amar reply "good afternoon" from behind.
