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A Call For Humor!

Blumlein 88

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I just spent 20 minutes searching for my phone in the car… while using my phone as a flashlight.​
What are you? Polish or somesuch?
Caution: Two related '70s ethnic jokes:
  • A woman is screaming "Rape! Rape!" in Central Park... cops ask her for a description of the low-life... she states, "white, 5ft10, brown hair and eyes."... cops ask her for bit more details... "Oh yeah! He was Polish!"... cops are puzzled and ask how she knew that... she replies "I had to help him"!:facepalm:
  • Have you heard about the Polish guy that locked his car keys in the ignition? He asked his kids inside the car to hand him the phone thru the window, so that he can call for a locksmith!:D
Above 2 ethnic jokes can replace the "Polish" ethnicity w/any other; less w/Aborigines!
 
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