iZotope and others have effects for producing the sound of vinyl playing on a turntable. They allow quite a lot of control introducing the distortions and coloration typical of vinyl production and playback. So why not use that with the convenience of digital source to get the sound of vinyl?
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Fair question even if rhetorical.
My answer would be, because those sounds which can be digitally induced are at
best early-life associations that “go with the music” for me (along the lines of your “it’s not my vinyl” stance, maybe.); at
worst they are the very things that = the serious compromises of listening to music in vinyl format.
For old music, some of those first masters just transferred to vinyl better than later digital rehashes - I’ve no idea whether this distinction is real or purely in my head, but the “fun” elements of some songs/albums are just more pleasing than later digital counterparts. Also, a lot of music is only on vinyl, quite literally. And that’s the main reason for the bulk of the vinyl I have.
If I had time to digitize and sell off all the LP’s and 45’s it would be ideal, but my wife and every tactile-fan visitor would disagree, at least for the non-esoteric titles.
Contrary to the appeal
@MattHooper described, buying new music on vinyl is totally outside my interest. Most of my stuff is from Japan 1960s-80s, and much of that was obviously recorded and mastered in analogue. My wife got a limited 3rd Man Records press that was 50-50 yellow-black translucent color split, maybe 7-8 years ago, and it would
loudly click 2x per revolution, as in far worse than any “picture disc”! Thank you, 3rd Man Records, for insuring I will never again feel compelled by any desire to buy my music in a new vinyl package.
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Seems quite a bit of vinyl now is like some concert merch - it’s billed as collectible to make a subset of consumers go nuts for it. And it seems to be working. Can you imagine 20 years ago thinking someday hundreds or thousands of people would be eagerly waiting to press finger-on-checkout sequence online to get a timed release, limited edition, numbered, tricolor sherbet swirl variant in triple gatefold remaster of some album that originally came out decades before? That,
that is why many folks who buy vinyl
now probably won’t wish to inflict its compromising characteristics on digital source material as an alternative.
IMO.
*Sadly, the 3MR “click” example is one of many, though perhaps the most extreme of how QC seems to be quite poor despite vinyl production technology purportedly improving (?). Inconsequential to me since I’m outta that part of the game!