Dimitri
Senior Member
When Chuck Norris enters a room standing waves move out of the way.
He must have very impressive cable lifters.Chuck Norris uses bridge suspension cables for speaker wires.
He must have very impressive cable lifters.
Nice try, seems like you invited more "right" guys to this threadBilly Jack and Kwai Chang Caine ("Kung Fu") flipped coins to see which one would get to kick Chuck Norris' butt.
Oh wait, it was supposed to be about audio. I forgot. Second try:
Billy Jack, Kwai Chang Caine and Chuck Norris walked into a bar ...
Damn, I still don't have it. One more try:
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? To get away from Billy Jack and Kwai Chang Caine!
Huh? That's still not right? Damn, this is harder than I thought it was gonna be. Oops, gotta go, the phone just rang.