Chuck Norris audio facts

[Fluffy]

Chuck Norris can hear 0.0000% THD.

Chuck Norris made an analog system that sounds digital.

Chuck Norris uses bridge suspension cables for speaker wires.


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[Dumdum]

Chuck Norris can tell one dac from another while rescuing people on a different continent

 

[tomtoo]

If a PA speaker sees Chuck Noris. Even a 21'inch bandpass woofer starts to sound like a 0.75" silk dome tweeter

 

[PierreV]

My very down to earth take: Chuck Norris could help me test multiple subs positions without breaking a sweat.

 

[DonH56]

Don't have any CN jokes (or rather far too many) but wanted to note that he is 80 today, 3/10/20, FWIW. IIRC I met him just once at a karate meet around LA area many years ago. Really nice guy.

 

[Deleted member 9286]

Chuck Norris is Paul McGowan. All is forgiven.

 

[pavuol]

Chuck Norris can actually hear cosmic radiation with resolution of a single particle.
(not all particles he hears have been scientifically discovered yet)

 

[RayDunzl]

 

[daftcombo]

Chuck Norris can ABX two identical DACs.

Chuck Norris can tell the FR of a speaker more reliably than the Klippel system.

Chuck Norris can pinpoint the instruments in the soundstage on mono recordings.

Chuck Norris has a better sound at home than Amir.

Chuck Norris's wife enjoy hefty floorstanders & many subs in the living-room

Chuck Norris created a DAC that sounds more natural & engaging than totaldac.

 

[QMuse]

Chuck Norris can tell the FR of a speaker more reliably than the Klippel system.

He can also do it more reliably than any wife from the kitchen.

 

[Vincent Kars]

 

[pavuol]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a sub. His subconscious can create more lowend you can ever imagine.

 

[Absolute]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a sub. He adjust his heartbeat.

 

[renaudrenaud]

Chuck Norris does not listen to the music. Music listens to Chuck Norris.

 

[pavuol]

Chuck once whispered in an "anechoic environment" just to find out it was echoic actually. (No known surface dares to not respond to him.)

 

[BDWoody]

Chuck Norris can hear noise and distortion at -180dbfs

 

[jeroboam]

All incoming signals from SETI are finally filtered through headphones once worn by Chuck Norris.

 

[A800]

Chuck Norris tweeters play down to 20 Hz.

 

[Dimitri]

Chuck Norris only uses leaded solder.
Chuck Norris uses a surround system on his motorbike.
Chuck Norris CAN hear 20Hz to 20000Hz.

 

[Dimitri]

Chuck Norris would like this thread.