A New Cable Company - First Run Copper

[socksrolleddown]

with proprietary AI allowing filters and PEQ to be processed in the copper its a world beater

 

[dkinric]

Nano AI DSP built in to the cables

 

[Loathecliff]

That Eureka moment:-

Finessed Unidirectional Copper Kinetically Enhanced Dipoles

Edit:- should the last word be 'Dipolar'?

 

[Vincent Kars]

Superior
Copper
Resistance
Enhancement
With
Entropy
Defeated

 

[holbob]

Couldn't you wait another 8 days before posting it?????

 

[Wes]

which terroirs is the ore sourced from?

 

[mansr]

Couldn't you wait another 8 days before posting it?????

But then nobody would believe it. Like when Google announced Gmail with 1 GB free storage on 1 April.

 

[AlmaAtaKZ]

We need cables treated with lightning. Actual lightning. Hang it down a pole on a mountain top (ask marketing dept to insert exotic description of the pole and the mountain) and wait for the lightning to strike. Sell what is left for $1m/gram.

 

[mhardy6647]

Instead of monocrystaline go with dualcrystaline.

Dude.
Stereocrystalline.

 

[mansr]

Dude.
Stereocrystalline.

Still not enough for Kal.

 

[deprogrammed]

Needs some "nano". Use the word "nanoparticles", "nanomolecular", or "nanotechnology" in your advertising. Coat the copper in plastic, and call it nanopolymeric? Nano is the new artisan which is the new gourmet.

And there has to be the word "Bloom" somewhere in the marketing material. I mean, who doesn't want that?

 

[mhardy6647]

And there has to be the word "Bloom" somewhere in the marketing material. I mean, who doesn't want that?

Is the opposite of midrange bloom midrange wither?
(asking for a friend)

 

[deprogrammed]

Is the opposite of midrange bloom midrange wither?
(asking for a friend)

Haha, Yes.Wither is what you get with "proletariat" gear. I think wither turns to bloom at about the $2000 mark.

 

[Racheski]

Better be cold-pressed in a vacuum, maybe around (-400F), to minimize impurities caused by free-radicals reacting with the copper. Make sure you have a full moon special edition, and manufacture the cables in the EU so you can get a Protected Designated of Origin (PDO) label.

 

[Somafunk]

Copper wire drawn through a die creates molecular irregularities throughout the crystalline structure which imparts granuality in 24bit 192khz playback, you need to create an aluminium die of suitable length/bore/depth with an industrial diamond sprayed coating (diamond is most efficient transfer of heat) suitable for the gauge of wire you need and pour the molten copper (1084°C) in the mould, don’t forget you need to perform this procedure in a vacuum as otherwise oxygen will contaminate the copper, but as we’re all ”Audiophiles“ I guess you all knew that anyway.

Might need Elon Musk and his genetically modified scientific engineering division to science the shit out of this idea.

 

[FrantzM]

Instead of monocrystaline go with dualcrystaline.
This allows better conduction of AC signals where monocrystaline is more suited for DC.
or: Dual crystalline is better for stereo
or: Dual crystaline makes the cable suited to be used in both directions.

I suppose there is a penta-crystalline for 5 channels ... MCH... or Hepta-crystalline for 7.1 ... or ...

 

[Daverz]

Remember those old cartoons where dollar signs would spin around in a characters eyes, ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching! You guys laugh, but that happened to me reading these proposals. Where do I invest?

 

[dkinric]

Someone should draw up a business plan

 

[JSmith]

Remember those old cartoons where dollar signs would spin around in a characters eyes, ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching! You guys laugh, but that happened to me reading these proposals. Where do I invest?

JSmith

 

[Linus]

But is it organic and sustainable?!
A gluten-free option would be nice to.