A New Cable Company - First Run Copper

[SimpleTheater]

I'm looking to cash in on the large number of enthusiasts that have lots of money and are willing to believe anything. I'm looking for investors in my company "First Run Copper" - where we only use copper run through the extrusion process the first time. We will capitalize on the idea that "First pressed olive oil is better, so why wouldn't you want extra virgin copper?" It doesn't really matter that all copper is made the same way, as long as the cable looks the money.

We're going to give a lifetime return policy, with only a 10% restocking fee. The 10% restocking fee will be 10x the cost of making the cable, so just imagine how much we'll make if no one returns it!

Get this cable into the hands of What HiFi, the Audiophiliac and Fremer and we should be able to retire in a year or two.

Website: http://firstruncopper.com/
Paid Marketing Video:

$1 Million Challenge:

 

[JeffS7444]

How's about NFTs redeemable for a set of speaker cables? Intangibles is where it's at these days.

 

[dkinric]

But is it single-directional? I heard it's best to go with the grain...

 

[krott5333]

Needs some "nano". Use the word "nanoparticles", "nanomolecular", or "nanotechnology" in your advertising. Coat the copper in plastic, and call it nanopolymeric? Nano is the new artisan which is the new gourmet.

 

[polmuaddib]

Without cryo tech you will not get far nowadays.

 

[JSmith]

What is this peasant copper rubbish? Pure gold is where it's at...

Nano is the new artisan which is the new gourmet.

What about cryogenically treated using nanotech?



JSmith

 

[Arvind]

Or something like crypto or like alloyed with neutrinos

 

[solderdude]

Instead of monocrystaline go with dualcrystaline.
This allows better conduction of AC signals where monocrystaline is more suited for DC.
or: Dual crystalline is better for stereo
or: Dual crystaline makes the cable suited to be used in both directions.

 

[dkinric]

The jacket should be a literal garden hose. Think of the emf protection story you could tell

 

[SimpleTheater]

But is it single-directional? I heard it's best to go with the grain...

Absolutely important. We'll have to mark one end "amp" and the other end "speaker".

 

[SimpleTheater]

The jacket should be a literal garden hose. Think of the emf protection story you could tell

I'm starting to think you're going to be a board member. Full of great ideas. We can't call it a "garden hose jacket", but maybe along the lines of "Organic EMF Rejection Technology Reinforced Jacket"?

 

[Loathecliff]

Needs some "nano". Use the word "nanoparticles", "nanomolecular", or "nanotechnology" in your advertising. Coat the copper in plastic, and call it nanopolymeric? Nano is the new artisan which is the new gourmet.

© Copper Organic Nano

NB The company will become litigious on seeing derived acronyms.

 

[ahofer]

You all saw the test where listeners preferred a coat hanger? (https://www.soundguys.com/cable-myths-reviving-the-coathanger-test-23553/ and others). I say we make cables out of 100% recycled coat hangers, carefully treated with neutrinos during the recycling process. We'll have a "green" cable that listeners prefer.

 

[dkinric]

I'm starting to think you're going to be a board member. Full of great ideas. We can't call it a "garden hose jacket", but maybe along the lines of "Organic EMF Rejection Technology Reinforced Jacket"?

Our breakthrough "Ferro Acoustic Kinetic Emf" rejection technology, or "F.A.K.E." (TM pending), works in harmony with the virgin first pressed copper wiring to reveal the missing micro details that free-range neutrinos normally obscure.

This is a money maker for sure.

 

[threni]

You all saw the test where listeners preferred a coat hanger? (https://www.soundguys.com/cable-myths-reviving-the-coathanger-test-23553/ and others). I say we make cables out of 100% recycled coat hangers, carefully treated with neutrinos during the recycling process. We'll have a "green" cable that listeners prefer.

And use machine learning/AI to select the best coat hangers. (And don't listen to those crazy fools who say 'whenever you hear ML/AI' just mentally substitute 'regex').

 

[JSmith]

JSmith

 

[mansr]

Needs some "nano". Use the word "nanoparticles", "nanomolecular", or "nanotechnology" in your advertising. Coat the copper in plastic, and call it nanopolymeric? Nano is the new artisan which is the new gourmet.

Also quantum.

 

[dkinric]

I just recommended First Run Copper Cables in another thread...

I should really find something else to do...

 

[nerdstrike]

People like warm bread too. Braided while still hot from the smelter?

Also... "hand crimped"

 

[Soniclife]

We will capitalize on the idea that "First pressed olive oil is better, so why wouldn't you want extra virgin copper?"

Hmmm, I prefer 2nd flush Darjeeling to first flush, I don't think these are for me, unless you can do a special run.