A Call For Humor!

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Boris Badinov]

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Ain't it the truth!​

 

[Count Arthur]

 

[xray]

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I haven't run down the street chasing the UPS truck however, at least not yet.

 

[pseudoid]

I thought that there were Teslas for females.

Yes, but you have to pay for those accessories:

But you have to put the Tesla in the ADM (autonomous diaper mode) setting, first!

 

[Platypus20]

I haven't run down the street chasing the UPS truck however, at least not yet.

That you admit to…..

 

[Count Arthur]

Knock
Knock
Knock knock
Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
Who's there?









Fibonacci

 

[mhardy6647]

Knock
Knock
Knock knock
Knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
Who's there?









Fibonacci

well played.

I always thought that the old pop standard Mr. Sandman could have benefited from a slight re-write of the third (?) verse.

Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace Fibonacci
Mr. Sandman, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Sandman, bring us a dream

 

[mhardy6647]

(hifihaven.org)

 

[Steven Holt]

That you admit to…..

when they deliver my KEF R3's you damn right I'll be runnin' after that truck.....

 

[Platypus20]

when they deliver my KEF R3's you damn right I'll be runnin' after that truck.....

The UPS girl knocked on the door, I had to unload and tote the KEFs and their stands

 

[Blumlein 88]

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I purchased that other version in a 45.

 

[Steven Holt]

The UPS girl knocked on the door, I had to unload and tote the KEFs and their stands

that's a real shame, their drivers make 80K a year....

 

[BDWoody]

that's a real shame, their drivers make 80K a year....

Most do a lot better than that...

"Full-time delivery drivers
Full-time delivery drivers earn an average total compensation package of $145,000 per year, which includes $0 healthcare premiums, up to seven weeks of paid vacation, plus an average of 18 days off for holidays, sick leave and option days. UPS also contributes to a defined-benefit pension plan for each employee."
https://about.ups.com/us/en/newsroo...#:~:text=Full-time delivery,for each employee.

 

[somebodyelse]

The cynic in me says they're keeping one full-time delivery driver on the books to make the numbers look good, while forcing all the rest to be independent contractors with lower pay and fewer benefits like some of their competitors.

 

[Blumlein 88]

The cynic in me says they're keeping one full-time delivery driver on the books to make the numbers look good, while forcing all the rest to be independent contractors with lower pay and fewer benefits like some of their competitors.

I don't know how many are full time. The others aren't independent contractors. They are part time and seasonal. Those make a bit over $23/hr not including benefits. They do get the full benefits if they've been there I think 3 months even as a part time worker. A few years back you had some chance of getting full time status once you had been there 3 years. I'd imagine that might be harder now. I've read they have 15,000 drivers which have been with them 25 or more years and have never had an accident. I doubt those being there that long are still part time.

 

[mhardy6647]

I purchased that other version in a 45.

Come to think of it... I have the 45 as well!