More Hooperian silliness. I'd object, because of my 'feels' about the inadequacies of vinyl.
And...there you go. You aren't just making a choice "not to use vinyl" you are making a positive choice FOR using digital,
because of all the ways it suits your desires better than vinyl.
To make the case for choosing digital you will inevitably be providing justifications for why it's a better medium in suiting your desires. Exactly how someone would explain why they like vinyl.
The reason you are resisting laying out your justifications for preferring digital, step by step, is because we will immediately see it is no different in kind from how someone justifies choosing vinyl.
You really can't escape being as human as the next person.
Which are objective as well as 'personal'.
They are no more strictly "objective" than any description of how vinyl works.
Which is actually to say, my 'feels' here are my knowledge (and experience) of those flaws compared to digital.
In the case we are talking about "knowledge" of any facts have no relevance until they are attached to your "feels" which is the basis on which you'll use those facts.
We can talk about objective facts about vinyl or digital, but the choice for either one will depend on how one "feels" about it.
Example: Some vinyl enthusiasts actually like hearing the record noise, the pop and crackle. It makes some feel nostalgic, makes some reminded of it's physical medium qualities. Whatever. But it's an objective fact that vinyl can often have that record noise.
It's an objective fact that digital can totally avoid that type of noise.
So...two objective facts. What to do with them?
The vinyl enthusiast above will choose the record noise because THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES. That's how they want to experience music.
You will choose the cleaner digital recording because THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE. That's how you want to experience music.
In each case you start with a desire, some way you are seeking pleasure, and looking at facts to determine which actions will satisfy that desire.
Every single "objective fact" you can appeal to for why you chose digital over vinyl will be based on this same logic: how your choice aligns with how you most enjoy listening to music - what enhances and what detracts.
You are no different than the vinyl fan in that regard.
By all means, keep up the narrative that consumers who overwhelmingly favor streaming/downloads exhibit the same emotional attachment to that medium as vinylphiles do to theirs. I enjoy fiction as much as the next guy.
Have you never seen ANYONE here enthuse about how digital relieved them of all the problems they had with previous mediums like vinyl? Have you never seen anyone enthuse about how wonderful it is to now have instant access to millions of albums and artists in a way that was impossible before? How enthusiastic they are about the convenience, the discovery of new artists, etc? I don't see how you could have missed all those "feels."
Your apparent narrative that it's only vinyl users who express enthusiasm for their medium of choice...or that it's only weird when they do it...is bizarre.