Amateurs...
Let me show you the BEST cable brand out there.
Addidas has been around for a year.
I am surprised no one ever talks about their high end cables or speakers here.
There first ground breaking model in the Amish marketspace.
Urbum Uringeruch Mk-Ultura II
Released in 2021 to world acclaim to the fanfare of 3 online guests.
Tritt Schritte Squawaker ©
As I love their shoe, Naturally, I thought I would see what their Cable claims were all about.
Bought a Pack of their performance Cable called Power Performance Cable.
Very impressive and Made in Japan!
The best part is the Price!
Chart with real world metrics to prove these are the quietest speaker cables on the market.
They work with any speaker and can be cut to length without effecting performance.
I also tested a new Line of DAC called the ADI/-DAS that according to a Rep, outperforms any other ADI/-DAS Dac on the market.
(Shown with optional nicht arbeitend ™Cables)
Up the Line, the cousin unit shown bellow for true Stereomonophonic® sound.
Want to upgrade to a working unit?
There are 2 other models in the line up to take your money spending experience ever higher.
-Adanac Ria, has a colder clinical soundscape with a Red Rastafarian Leaf™
-Onichsom®, Only comes in Ebony Gusto with Ivory creme' butter KooKoo Belize finish.
(Above Shown with Invisi nicht arbeitend ™Cables)
Don't just take their word for it.
Here some more of their words:
They also offer Copper free PURE oxygen cables With Patent Pending Ammonious führen ™Cables
rote Flügel (Left)
(Right) Premium Economy Grau Bromance.
----In Honor of diverse Advertising needs to reach out and pretend they care... They also offer cables such as:
_EMO-Channel ℠
_Bi-die-rekt-anul® K-A.B.B.L.E.
They install your cables for a FEEE!
"We welcome ourselves to your homes!" -Yeezy & Armstrong"
They are really hard to get a hold of. So you know these cables are in high demand,
Try them out today!
*May be gone before you arrive.
*Job offers null in void if seen by anyone.
*This is a Parody by an intoxicated homeless man who moonlights as A chicken at BurgerStop
*Adddiidas is an equal opportunity employer. We hate everybody. equally.
And THAT is how you do it...
(The bellow is a Carefully crafted Parody and should not be taken seriously)
But often is...
But often is...
Let me show you the BEST cable brand out there.
Addidas has been around for a year.
I am surprised no one ever talks about their high end cables or speakers here.
There first ground breaking model in the Amish marketspace.
Released in 2021 to world acclaim to the fanfare of 3 online guests.
"THESE are the WORLDS Quietest Cables I have ever heard! -Anonymous
As I love their shoe, Naturally, I thought I would see what their Cable claims were all about.
Bought a Pack of their performance Cable called Power Performance Cable.
Very impressive and Made in Japan!
The best part is the Price!
Chart with real world metrics to prove these are the quietest speaker cables on the market.
They work with any speaker and can be cut to length without effecting performance.
I also tested a new Line of DAC called the ADI/-DAS that according to a Rep, outperforms any other ADI/-DAS Dac on the market.
Up the Line, the cousin unit shown bellow for true Stereomonophonic® sound.
(Use with optional nicht arbeitend ™Cables Required) [Not shown]
Want to upgrade to a working unit?
There are 2 other models in the line up to take your money spending experience ever higher.
-Adanac Ria, has a colder clinical soundscape with a Red Rastafarian Leaf™
-Onichsom®, Only comes in Ebony Gusto with Ivory creme' butter KooKoo Belize finish.
Don't just take their word for it.
Here some more of their words:
They also offer Copper free PURE oxygen cables With Patent Pending Ammonious führen ™Cables
----In Honor of diverse Advertising needs to reach out and pretend they care... They also offer cables such as:
_EMO-Channel ℠
They install your cables for a FEEE!
- BE sure to leave us When you will not be home so we won't bother you
- Leave information on any valuables as we want them in a safe place when we arrive.
- You might even get to meet our 2 head executives! * (Restrictions may apply)
They are really hard to get a hold of. So you know these cables are in high demand,
Try them out today!
\
__________________________________
*May be gone before you arrive.
*Job offers null in void if seen by anyone.
*This is a Parody by an intoxicated homeless man who moonlights as A chicken at BurgerStop
*Adddiidas is an equal opportunity employer. We hate everybody. equally.
And THAT is how you do it...
