Wives looking at it will shake their heads and feel vindicated about their assumptions. Everybody wins!
and when the practically inevitable divorce occurs, I will be there to console the poor chap with 'at least she didn't take your trains' - this, of course, with a few subtle hints dropped about expanding the network, adding some more branches and such.
P.S. is this still an audio company or...? I suppose it is as much audio related as cable risers, so whatever.