I think I've got it figured out. Tiny little people called electrichauns run along the wire to the bulb carrying packets of electricity which the bulb gobbles up. They then run back to the battery along the other wire picking up another packet and so on. The brightness of the bulb depends on how fast they run. When their shift is over the electrichauns, being of Irish descent, relax by imbibing a substance called quanteen. This frequently results in the electrichauns becoming either paralytic or even starting fighting and ending up in the emergency department of the local hospital. At such times your electrical apparatus may suddenly stop working for no apparent reason. Sometimes if you thump the errant apparatus it will jolt the little buggers back to consciousness and it will start working again. Let that be an end to the matter.
Yes and sometimes they consume so much quanteen, that they not even find the line anymore and spread in every direction, thats called HF. Higly full.