Well, that was...an opinion....
• Totally subjective audio reviews that focus on the listener’s experience ingesting audio from any source that then that person’s impressions as fact are basically useless.
I disagree. I have found plenty of subjective reviews to be informative and useful. So have countless audiophiles. Among the myths that often seem to haunt this place is that someone listening to speakers in a different room from yours can't tell you anything about how they will sound in any other room, and also that subjective audio reviewers are just writing poetry that has nothing to do with the sound of a loudspeaker, and has no relationship or accuracy to the actual sound.
I've addressed those claims many times, including recently
HERE
And
HERE showing the relationship between what the reviewers heard and the measurements.
• The objective, science-based reviews given at this site are among the few you will find on the web that aren’t total crap. Seeing how most audio reviewers have just jammed a bunch of equipment into a room with bare wooden floors, drywall and dubious acoustics, why you would listen to any of these blithering idiots and take their opinions seriously even the least bit is beyond me.
See above. You are exaggerating the chaos of subjective reviewers listening in their rooms to the point of strawmen.
I have ended up with a number of loudspeakers that sounded essentially as described by reviewers. Yes there is some crap and useless stuff to winnow out. But there is also useful info out there...IF you care to use that type of information. If you don't, that's fine, but it's not very compelling to imply it's useless to anyone else.
The worst of these is Michael Fremer. The man is both a gigantic a-hole and a dilettante. He’s a know-nothing moron.
On the contrary, I find Fremer to be quite perceptive, particularly when it comes to loudspeakers, and talented at putting sound in to words. I know that's not a talent many here have any regard for, but...so what.
Every loudspeaker I've heard that Fremer reviewed, had the essential characteristics he described. Whether I heard the speaker before or after I read his review. I know that it's just impossible for some to believe that an individual who has been listening to untold number of loudspeakers, evaluating them in the same room for decades, could possibly have any actual insight in to how they sound different. But that for me is taking skepticism in to sheer cynicism. Of course Fremer can get things wrong. But if you actually pay attention - and I've given examples before - Fremer's descriptions often track quite well with JA's measurements on many loudspeakers.
Just looking up a fairly recent Fremer stereophile review of the Von Schweikert Ultra 55 loudspeakers, Fremer described stable imaging and timbral characteristics in terms of off axis behaviour, and that was in line with JA's comments about the measurements. As well, Fremer wrote that they were generally neutral sounding but:
"Pressed to find fault with the spectral balance, I'd say the top end was ever so slightly mellow and the mids a bit forward"
And that shows up in the measurements - a mellower top end than his Wilson speakers, with a bit of emphasis in the upper mids - as well as JA's comments in the measurement section:
"Other than a slight excess of energy in the presence region, the Von Schweikert's output in the midrange and low- and mid-treble, averaged across a 30° horizontal window centered on the tweeter axis, is commendably flat. There is a gentle rolloff in the top audio octave, reaching –6dB at 20kHz."
Sidebar 3: Measurements Because of the Von Schweikert Ultra 55's bulk and weight, I drove my measurement gear to Michael Fremer's place in deepest, darkest New Jersey to perform the measurements. I chose a day that was forecast to be sunny with minimal wind, because I was going to measure the...
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I also detailed here how Fremer was VERY perceptive in detailing a sonic anomaly with the MBL speakers when set up wrong that I heard myself (well before reading his review), and which I don't think are obvious from the measurements:
You don't see many people as universally despised. The man worked hard at it.
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