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[mocenigo]

Grounding your audio equipment is passé. You must also ground YOURSELF: https://www.groundingwell.com/

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

I just spent way too much time on the Synergistic Research site and I that has left me angry and doubting humanity. The people who run this are either deluded beyond any hope of salvation or criminals who have lost all regard for decency. The nonsense claims they make should be illegal. But hey, here in Germany health insurance pays for a lot of the homeopathic "remedies" that people who actually studied medicine prescribe. Human stupidity really appears to be endless.

I wonder if the yahoo who owns the company knows that "Dialectric" is not a word, and that "dialectic" has nothing to do with movement of energy. There are so many typos in this website. You'd think that for $30k for an 8 foot run they could at least hire some proofreaders.

 

[BDWoody]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

 

[AdrianusG]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

"hewn from the ground during a full moon."

yep that'll do the trick

 

[Doodski]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

Rolling eyeballz! LMAO.

 

[AdrianusG]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

These guys really missed their calling, i read the full text, (well sort of) but man ... they should be in Poetry instead.

 

[Tell]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

Those pictures have very much of that "perfect" AI sheen and the disc in the second picture have two pins in it. And also first of april

 

[Salt]

Grounding your audio equipment is passé. You must also ground YOURSELF: https://www.groundingwell.com/

Pffft.
In the country i live in grounding looks like this:
grounded

 

[egellings]

I wonder if the yahoo who owns the company knows that "Dialectric" is not a word, and that "dialectic" has nothing to do with movement of energy. There are so many typos in this website. You'd think that for $30k for an 8 foot run they could at least hire some proofreaders.

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[egellings]

Maybe they coined the word "dialectric" as a product name rather than a generic term for the insulating material.

 

[Leporello]

I wonder if the yahoo who owns the company knows that "Dialectric" is not a word, and that "dialectic" has nothing to do with movement of energy.

Ach, you might be mistaken. The dielectric was implemented while reading aloud Hegelian (not the hifi manufacturer, mind you) philosophy. That is why the cables are able to reveal the Weltgeist in music.

 

[egellings]

Ach, you might be mistaken. The dielectric was implemented while reading aloud Hegelian (not the hifi manufacturer, mind you) philosophy. That is why the cables are able to reveal the Weltgeist in music.

Well, that world view has to be worth something, though, if a cable can pull that off.

 

[j_j]

Pffft.
In the country i live in grounding looks like this:
grounded

(sarcasm mode)

You want grounding? THIS is grounding.

LessLoss Blackbody - Optimize Your Audio Space with Ambient Field Conditioning

Transform your listening environment with the LessLoss Blackbody, an ambient field conditioner designed to refine your audio space. By altering electromagnetic interactions, it enhances sound quality, depth, and realism, offering a pristine listening experience for audiophiles and music...

www.lessloss.com

(exit sarcasm mode)

 

[AaronJ]

(sarcasm mode)

You want grounding? THIS is grounding.

LessLoss Blackbody - Optimize Your Audio Space with Ambient Field Conditioning

Transform your listening environment with the LessLoss Blackbody, an ambient field conditioner designed to refine your audio space. By altering electromagnetic interactions, it enhances sound quality, depth, and realism, offering a pristine listening experience for audiophiles and music...

www.lessloss.com

(exit sarcasm mode)

Love this "burn in schedule" for their cables, and the (speculative) caveat. No sh*t it's speculative.

 

[Platypus20]

"hewn from the ground during a full moon."

yep that'll do the trick

Because it’s sonically better or because they are stealing the rock from a National park at night, aided by the full moon, so not to get caught

 

[j_j]

Love this "burn in schedule" for their cables, and the (speculative) caveat. No sh*t it's speculative.
View attachment 361383

It's special. Very special.
Isn't it, now? "fluctuations in Earth's magnetic fields". Yeeaahhhhhh. Next they'll want a CME to hit earth to fully "condition" it, perchance?

(please, do not mistake my reply for anything but sarcasm)

 

[StigErik]

"hewn from the ground during a full moon."

yep that'll do the trick

Give me a turntable platter made out of rock from the dark side of the moon !

( Perfect for Pink Floyd…. )

 

[boxerfan88]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

Quite a cool article dated 1 April

 

[Andysu]

Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable | Hifi Pig

HiFi News - A first look at the new Eipuriru Furu HypoResonance 9000 Turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge combo from Japan

www.hifipig.com

"TURNTABLE PLATTER
The turntable’s platter is no ordinary slab of metal; indeed, it’s not metal at all, it is meticulously carved from a single block of rock sourced from Mount Fuji, hewn from the ground during a full moon. This material, with its unparalleled resonance properties, ensures a level of stability and isolation that has hitherto been deemed unattainable. “The HypoResonance 9000 turntable is not merely a playback device; it is an instrument that conducts an ethereal symphony, harnessing the cosmic vibrations of Mount Fuji itself.”"

just few of your thoughts words and i just seen a cosmic vision a revolutionary " metal " well its too vast and large project to fit in my room

 

[JaMaSt]

just few of your thoughts words and i just seen a cosmic vision a revolutionary " metal " well its too vast and large project to fit in my room

You clearly missed this part of the wonderful benefits of this component:

The press release claims that the HypoResonance 9000 turntable and QuantumHarmony X phono cartridge are not merely audio equipment; they are a transcendent gateway to a sonic utopia. As the stylus caresses the grooves of your favourite records, you will find yourself transported to a dimension where the boundaries between listener and music dissolve, and you become one with the ethereal vibrations emanating from this mythical analogue masterpiece.

So, small room? No problem.